When will this end?

[MyThirdEye]

Last night, as I stumbled in the house, I decided that I needed to take 5 laxative pills. I got up around 10 a.m. and my stomach was feeling pretty shaky. I was on the pot for an hour straight once I got up.

It's now 3:30 p.m. and it's still happening every 10ish minutes. How long will this last??

 

[TehMac]

Five laxative pills???

 

[rocadelpunk]

blog.anandtech.com

 

[manlymatt83]

wow.... five?

 

[Kirby]

why would you do that to yourself?

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: TehMac
Five laxative pills???

 

[IronWing]

Drink lots of water. Five jars of peanut butter should take care of the rest.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
Last night, as I stumbled in the house, I decided that I needed to take 5 laxative pills. I got up around 10 a.m. and my stomach was feeling pretty shaky. I was on the pot for an hour straight once I got up.

It's now 3:30 p.m. and it's still happening every 10ish minutes. How long will this last??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

edit: irony of the user name

bwahahahah

 

[MovingTarget]

I take it you are posting from a laptop?

 

[miketheidiot]

lulz

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: MovingTarget
I take it you are posting from a laptop?

your assumption is correct

 

[squirrel dog]

TurboLax,from the makers of ShamWow.

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: TehMac
Five laxative pills???

 

[K1052]

:music:
I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire
I Went Down, Down, Down
And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns
The Ring Of Fire
The Ring Of Fire
:music:

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
Last night, as I stumbled in the house, I decided that I needed to take 5 laxative pills. I got up around 10 a.m. and my stomach was feeling pretty shaky. I was on the pot for an hour straight once I got up.

It's now 3:30 p.m. and it's still happening every 10ish minutes. How long will this last??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

edit: irony of the user name

bwahahahah

Well, that's awesome. :laugh:

 

[JohnCU]

did you avoid a hangover?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

 

[BudAshes]

Ha Ha

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

WTF? "Man, I'm bored...I think I'll shit all day."

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

Quoted for effect. So...you don't have an answer as to WHY you took FIVE laxative pills (and probably shoved the rest of the bottle up your ass) last night. Hmm...I'm not a psychologist (but I play one on ATOT)...but I'd say you've got some seriously loose nuts and bolts rolling around in that empty head of yours.

Tell me: Do you cut yourself *just a little bit* when you're upset or angry at the world?

 

[waggy]

oh my god 5 pills? the box i have says take one. then another 30 minutes latter. no more then 2 in 24 hour period.

but to take 5 at once? oh wow..that is just a shitty idea!

 

[MedicBob]

When your runnin' to first and your pants begin to burst,


it's diarrhea.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: JohnCU
did you avoid a hangover?

Maybe he meant to take Advil, and got the wrong pills by mistake?

I have no reasonable answer why i took them. I guess I just felt like pooping last night? I'm going to throw that shit out the window. I want nothing like that in the house anymore.

WTF? "Man, I'm bored...I think I'll shit all day."

:laugh:

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: MyThirdEye
Last night, as I stumbled in the house, I decided that I needed to take 5 laxative pills. I got up around 10 a.m. and my stomach was feeling pretty shaky. I was on the pot for an hour straight once I got up.

It's now 3:30 p.m. and it's still happening every 10ish minutes. How long will this last??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

edit: irony of the user name

bwahahahah

Well, that's awesome. :laugh:

LMAO! :laugh: :thumbsup: