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When was the last time you got LAID?!

KameLeon

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Sick of these "when was the last time" threads... Let's get to the REAL DEAL!!

3 weeks..
 

MAME

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About 2 weeks ago. My gf has been away on business and vacation but tomorrow she gets back and I can renew my count to 0.
 

v3rrv3

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Originally posted by: spp
sigh.... not since i broke up with my gf.....

Hopefully you weren't breaking up with her while doing your duty :eek:

- Kevin
 

iwearnosox

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Every day, I met her here on her vacation. She leaves tomorrow back to her geek boyfriend, though, so I'll have to hop online and meet a new one. :p
 

Lager

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Originally posted by: Rob9874
Almost 2 weeks ago, Dec 7th, my 1st anniversary. Man 10 days, and I'm married!

Are those one of those love making where the girl just lays there while the guy does he business? No passion whatsoever? :confused:
 

Eli

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Oct 9, 1999
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Ummm...:eek:

Well, it's 12:12AM now.. so..

About 20 minutes ago? :p
 

Rob9874

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Originally posted by: lager
Originally posted by: Rob9874
Almost 2 weeks ago, Dec 7th, my 1st anniversary. Man 10 days, and I'm married!

Are those one of those love making where the girl just lays there while the guy does he business? No passion whatsoever? :confused:

You mean there's another kind?
 

Rob9874

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Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: Rob9874
Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

That's what I was thinking but she wants to have sex again. So maybe just a whore?
 

Dufman

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Originally posted by: Rob9874
Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

not a whore. a friends ex, who i have known for a while. we have done "other stuff" before. just not the deed.
 

MAME

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Originally posted by: amdmang
Originally posted by: Rob9874
Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

not a whore. a friends ex, who i have known for a while. we have done "other stuff" before. just not the deed.

So much for rule number one: Don't date a friend's ex