When was the last time you got LAID?!

[KameLeon]

Sick of these "when was the last time" threads... Let's get to the REAL DEAL!!

3 weeks..

 

[Ryan]

Well, not since my inception 19 years ago.

 

[iwearnosox]

Do pets count?

 

[Lager]

😕

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Well, not since my inception 19 years ago.

But, what a fun time that was, right. 😕

KK

 

[spp]

sigh.... not since i broke up with my gf.....

 

[MAME]

About 2 weeks ago. My gf has been away on business and vacation but tomorrow she gets back and I can renew my count to 0.

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: spp
sigh.... not since i broke up with my gf.....

Hopefully you weren't breaking up with her while doing your duty 😱

- Kevin

 

[iwearnosox]

Every day, I met her here on her vacation. She leaves tomorrow back to her geek boyfriend, though, so I'll have to hop online and meet a new one. 😛

 

[Chaotic42]

Never

 

[Rob9874]

Almost 2 weeks ago, Dec 7th, my 1st anniversary. Man 10 days, and I'm married!

 

[Lager]

Originally posted by: Rob9874
Almost 2 weeks ago, Dec 7th, my 1st anniversary. Man 10 days, and I'm married!

Are those one of those love making where the girl just lays there while the guy does he business? No passion whatsoever? 😕

 

[Eli]

Ummm...😱

Well, it's 12:12AM now.. so..

About 20 minutes ago? 😛

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Do pets count?

did your pet wear a sox??

😀

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: lager

Originally posted by: Rob9874
Almost 2 weeks ago, Dec 7th, my 1st anniversary. Man 10 days, and I'm married!

Are those one of those love making where the girl just lays there while the guy does he business? No passion whatsoever? 😕

You mean there's another kind?

 

[Dufman]

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1207313

 

[MAME]

you got laid on your first date?

 

[yhelothar]

At the pace my girlfriend is going... I'm going to die a virgin 🙁

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

That's what I was thinking but she wants to have sex again. So maybe just a whore?

 

[Rob9874]

Or a lying ATOTer.

 

[Dufman]

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

not a whore. a friends ex, who i have known for a while. we have done "other stuff" before. just not the deed.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: amdmang

Originally posted by: Rob9874

Originally posted by: MAME
you got laid on your first date?

It's called a one night stand. I've had a few. Here's 12 steps on how to do it:

1 - Get a date with a whore...

not a whore. a friends ex, who i have known for a while. we have done "other stuff" before. just not the deed.

So much for rule number one: Don't date a friend's ex

 

[iwearnosox]

MAME you need to reread the thread, I pimped you but your ADD is missing the funny. 😀

 

[Kyle]

3 weeks...shes coming back on saturday though