When I told my ex gf that she should cut back on the ice cream.
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When was the last time you got hit/kicked in the balls?
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Whitecloak
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left myself open chilling in the common room, my suitemate threw a nerf football at my balls nad got a direct hit.
my reaction: ouch.
my reaction: ouch.
High School, 8 years ago. It was in a football game, and I had recovered a fumble. It's not a pleasant place to be, when the entire other team's offensive line is trying to get the ball before the refs get to the pile.
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Saint Nick
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haven't gotten kicked in the n00ts any time i can remember to be honest... my skateboard has certainly hit the nads though.
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When I was 16 my brother REALLY pissed me off so I kicked him in the balls and on his way down to the floor he jabbed me in the nuts and I fell right beside him, both of us holding our balls in pain, afterwards we both started laughing at how stupid it all was.
I tried popping a wheelie on my pedal bike not so long ago. Came down hard (suspension is stiff for road use) with one of my nuts in between my leg and the pretty much solid saddle. It was a true fetal-position moment.
You could say that instead of popping a wheelie, I nearly popped my love-nut.
You could say that instead of popping a wheelie, I nearly popped my love-nut.
at a friend's house a few months ago... we were just standing around and I snapped my bud with a towel so he gave me a wingding. I fell like a tree and laid on the ground for about 5 minutes... why is it always the left one that gets hit??!?!?! WHY!?!?!
When I was in High school I pissed girl off some how and I got hit down there. Funny thing is it didn?t hurt for five to ten minuets later when I walked away. I do have a high pain tolerance .
in addition, I hate the way women feel it's fine to knee men in the crown jewles pretty much whenever they want to make a point. I used to know this bitch that was really evil. She would claw you with her nails and was a right proper mentalist. If you restrained her, she'd crack you straight in the nuts like it was the next step, and wasn't too far.
A good knee in the flange would probaly see her straight, but she was just the kind of nobber that would take things too far and call the cops. I just stopped hanging out with her...
A good knee in the flange would probaly see her straight, but she was just the kind of nobber that would take things too far and call the cops. I just stopped hanging out with her...
You must have dated a bunch of weird chicks. Seriously, I did some stupid stuff, and nobody ever went to hit me in the nuts.
here's a story from my college room mate....well in 6th grade or so he was in little league or some baseball league at the time. He usually played at 2nd I believe, and he never wore a cup or anything like that....well one day he had to fill in for the catcher who got injured during the game. First pitch, fastball....he missed it with the glove, and caught it with his balls.
Trtue but there is a slight delay. There's the intial shock, and you think,"hey, I can take this... I'm a reeaalll man!" then three steps later and that nasty sickening pain kicks in which goes all the way up to your kidnies and stomach. Horrific.
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