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When was the day you became a real man/woman?

I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
 
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
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It was funny the first time but..

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
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I don't know about the second time 😀

 
Originally posted by: Weeeman
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
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It was funny the first time but..

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
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I don't know about the second time 😀
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Maybe when I learn to post correctly I'll become a real man. 🙁
 
At my Bar Mitzvah, when I was 13. I will never forget a fat new england fisherman crashing into the party and killing Mordechai the dancing yiddish clown.
 
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
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haha, great post.
 
Originally posted by: Martin
At my Bar Mitzvah, when I was 13. I will never forget a fat new england fisherman crashing into the party and killing Mordechai the dancing yiddish clown.
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Suck it up, you're a man now!
 
The day I told my Mother I no longer wanted her to cut my bologne sandwiches in half. Yup, like a big man, I ate it with one hand. 😉
 
Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I fought a bear, bare-handed, to the death. After plunging my open palm into his chest and ripping out his heart, I ate it to consume his soul and obtain his power. Then I ate some Coco Puffs. This was when I was 5.
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Best post in a week or more. 😎
 
When I told my first girlfriend after a year and a half together to go f*ck herself.

I've been more of a man with each passing day since.
 
Originally posted by: Alphathree33
When I told my first girlfriend after a year and a half together to go f*ck herself.

I've been more of a man with each passing day since.
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haha
 
The first time i became a man was in 1985

The first time I became a woman was in 1997

The second time I became a man was in 2003
 
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