When three 17 year old girls stop you in the street and ask you to buy them cigarettes...

swbsam

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Is it wrong to think, just for a moment, in the back of your mind -"What will you give me in return?" .. before quickly saying "Can't help you," of course!
 

purbeast0

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i'd say that is probably the normal thought process for a straight male, as long as the chicks were doable.
 

swbsam

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Originally posted by: Eli
/obligatory Were they hot?

hence my moral quandary! but i walked away, before making eye contact because I felt like a dirty old man.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: swbsam
Is it wrong to think, just for a moment, in the back of your mind -"What will you give me in return?" .. before quickly saying "Can't help you," of course!

Tell them you are on the fast track to management and can trade them cigs if they allow you to put them in your next IMAX film.
 

swbsam

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i should add:

a) no, i don't think i'm hot shit because tobacco craving girls walked up to me
b) no, I don't think this would have played out to an episode of californication if I wanted it to
c) yes, they walked up to a homeless guy after I walked away
 

waggy

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is it wrong? heck no. what if they said you could have all 3 of them! ohh yeah.
 

Casawi

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Depends how old you are...lol I can imagine thinking that when I was 18. I doubt I would think anything for a second besides no.
 
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
My response would be "no, but I've got something else you can smoke..."

Mine would have been "no, but I have something all three of you can smoke at the same time"

 

sdifox

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not interested. as in not even going to think what is in it for me.