When the President Talks to God

[BBond]

I searched "God" and "President" and didn't get any hits on this so I hope it's not a repost.

Check out this clip from Leno's Monday night (I think) show. I don't usually watch Leno so I'm not sure if this is usual fair for his show. I doubt it is though. I'm not familiar with Bright Eyes either. Has anyone heard of him? Is this usual fair for Leno?

If it is I'll start watching.

When the President Talks to God

"When The President Talks To God"

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women?s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it

 

[shurato]

He talks to God? Can I ask him about Tupac and Elvis. I should email him that request.

 

The president needs to talk to my scrotum...

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[Sultan]

Originally posted by: Defkhan1
The president needs to talk to my scrotum...

The President is busy talking to Dick.

 

He shoulda listened to Colon more.

 

[Sultan]

Originally posted by: Defkhan1
He shoulda listened to Colon more.

Colon got Rums Filled

 

Rumsfeld shoulda gotten felt up in Abu Ghraib instead of those Iraqi's

 

[Sultan]

Originally posted by: Defkhan1
Rumsfeld shoulda gotten felt up in Abu Ghraib instead of those Iraqi's

he gets his daily dose when the Wolf gives him a fellatio

 

Did they use a Condomleeza?

 

[Sultan]

Originally posted by: Defkhan1
Did they use a Condomleeza?

Im not privy to such details. Matter of National Security.

 

The only security Bush knows is his Security Blanket.

 

[Sultan]

Originally posted by: Defkhan1
The only security Bush knows is his Security Blanket.

Shouldnt it be his ultra-secure sanitary pads?

 

[randym431]

And I have wondered. Does GW Bush Dick Cheney?

 

[BBond]

Is W an MD?

 

[chuckywang]

bump

 

[0roo0roo]

they played part of it in last weeks this american life story on goddless america. thislife.org for streaming audoi