When taking a dump in a public bathroom what do you do when...

[alkemyst]

I usually just throw a turd over the wall.

 

[Gothgar]

haha great thread idea!

that being said, I continue on as if no one was there, and try to exit the stall so they know who created such magic!

 

[alkemyst]

The people I don't get are the ones that come into a bathroom that stinks and just stay at the sink doing whatever. Bonus for those asshats that brush their teeth then floss.

 

[Orsorum]

I take the approach that I'm there for business reasons. When I'm doing business, I take a no holds barred approach. If someone thinks I'm strangling a porpoise in there then so be it, I'm still getting my business done. They can gawk at the aftermath if they wish. All that matters is I walk out of there feeling like a binge drinker who just threw up - relieved that the momentary pain is over but afraid because he knows he will still hurt tomorrow.

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
haha...this thread reminded me of boot camp

While in boot camp, you take a dump in a stall with no door. At first you are freaked out, by the time you leave, the "shitter room" is basically the social place to hang out, take a dump, and chillax with friends.

Yeah... I do alot of defense contracting, and some of our trips require us to stay on base. I'll never forget the first time I went to take a dump and saw a whole row of toilets with no walls.

I sat down to take a dump, and some guy comes in and sits right next to me. I sat there for like 5 minutes sweating and trying to keep going, but in the end I had to get up and leave.

I'm the type that takes a shit just about anywhere too, but that was just too much for me. I could probably get used to it though...