When taking a dump in a public bathroom what do you do when...

BuMMiE

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What do you choose to do?

Edit: New question and answer added to the poll. Sorry for overlooking all the poo-shy people.
 

Q

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I hate pooping when others are in, so I vote #1
 

slayer202

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Originally posted by: Quintox
I hate pooping when others are in, so I vote #1

same, but if it's a public bathroom in a mall or something, I don't care for the most part
 

Saint Nick

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Its a normal bodily function -- why would you not do it? Its just uncomfortable.

I voted #4 :D
 

Vehemence

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I don't care. It's a bathroom and I'm shitting, it's not going to sound or smell pretty. If the cupcake can't handle it then he can wait outside.
 

Train

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Originally posted by: spidey07
If you answer anything other than no to the second question you are a freak.

Then just about every girk I know is a freak.

Girls are weird about stuff like that. I've known girls who CAN NOT even go #1 without running the water or turning on the shower because they are so afraid someone might hear them pee.
 

Scarpozzi

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I usually defecate in the urinal...so I don't have to worry about "emerging from the stall".
 
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Whenever I find myself shitting in a public restroom (the last time would have been about 17 years ago), I try to make as much noise as possible. If I hear someone come in, I may ask them for assistance, or yell out something like "Holy shit, you have got to come take a look at this! I think it's breathing!" I find it brightens the days of others to let them know that no matter how bad it seems, at least they aren't taking a really vile crap in public.
 

Bibble

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I just try to keep it quiet.

One time a guy walked in to the stall next to time and said "Dude, that smells awful." Pretty sure this was a violation of men's room law, I responded "What does your shit smell like, roses?"
 

Eli

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I was just thinking about this the other day. People are weird. ;)

That said, I'll either hold off on activities until they leave, or be as quiet as I can about it..

I will wait until they leave to emerge from the stall, though.
 

rh71

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I don't know how some schools have co-ed bathrooms. The chick you dig goes #2 too! Oh emm gee...
 

zebano

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umm it's a bathroom for Christ's sake. Just take your dump walk out, wash your hands and leave. If anyone else was in there and your performance was fantastic, take a bow.

Is this really the best your neffers could come up with? Pathetic