when nerds reach middle age and still can't get any play

[OS]

I work at an electronics distributor. One of my coworkers is a babe in her mid 20s and has an account where the customer runs a small computer shop. The customer keeps hitting on her and demanding her to make deliveries to his house on friday/saturday night. Today, this guy asked her to dinner over email. On one hand this situation is freaking hilarious but on the other hand it's really sad. I mean the guy seriously has no clue.

 

[Yossarian]

Are you saying I'm not gonna get my case of motherboards this weekend???!

 

[OS]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Are you saying I'm not gonna get my case of motherboards this weekend???!

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Are you saying I'm not gonna get my case of motherboards this weekend???!

Is "case of motherboards" code for "handful of 20 year old ass" ?

 

[BatmanNate]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: PipBoy
Are you saying I'm not gonna get my case of motherboards this weekend???!

Is "case of motherboards" code for "handful of 20 year old ass" ?

/me pries open computer......

...God damnit! :|

 

[T2T III]

I think your lady co-worker friend should ask him if there isn't something better he could be doing ... like putting more duct tape on his glasses.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Persistence is the key......... to repeated rejection.

 

[NinjaGnome]

Hehe im glad ill never be like that. Im a mack daddy and its just the way itll always be.

 

[whaleskinrug]

A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

<- dying of laughter :Q

 

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

A conversation like that with a male coworker would creep me out.

 

[whaleskinrug]

Originally posted by: RickyRoma

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

A conversation like that with a male coworker would creep me out.

Just to clarify, I am a woman. I wonder if his pleas for help were ever answered by a willing female? (doubtful if you were to meet him).

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
I wonder if his pleas for help were ever answered by a willing female? (doubtful if you were to meet him).

Hm yeah, requests for penis pump assistance don't seem high on the list of ways to woo ladies.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

You should have referred him to Craiglist.

 

Just to clarify, I am a woman. I wonder if his pleas for help were ever answered by a willing female? (doubtful if you were to meet him).

This guy had the balls to ask a female coworker to come over after work and shave his pub's Now I am speachless.

 

[NinjaGnome]

I bet someone paid him to say that, I mean the only way id say something that insane was if it was for a couple hundred bux.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
I bet someone paid him to say that, I mean the only way id say something that insane was if it was for a couple hundred bux.

Yeah I was thinking that too. I have heard of places which cater to men's waxing and shaving needs.

 

[EyeMWing]

/looks around.

/kicks over a stack of harddrives in 6:30AM pseudo-drunk-stupor

/gets ready to drive his mistress to school

I suppose there are exceptions to the rule - sort of.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: NinjaGnome
I bet someone paid him to say that, I mean the only way id say something that insane was if it was for a couple hundred bux.

Heh, I don't doubt the sincerity of the story or the guy himself for a second. There are some REALLY FREAKING WEIRD people out there.

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug

Originally posted by: RickyRoma

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

A conversation like that with a male coworker would creep me out.

Just to clarify, I am a woman. I wonder if his pleas for help were ever answered by a willing female? (doubtful if you were to meet him).

Did he ask you to "massage" it to....claiming that it was a "warm up exercise" for using the pump....

me pries open computer......

...God damnit!

You were expecting a handful of ass in your PC.....that would be weird wouldn't it....

 

[whaleskinrug]

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug

Originally posted by: RickyRoma

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

A conversation like that with a male coworker would creep me out.

Just to clarify, I am a woman. I wonder if his pleas for help were ever answered by a willing female? (doubtful if you were to meet him).

Did he ask you to "massage" it to....claiming that it was a "warm up exercise" for using the pump....

No. I have no idea what he was thinking. He made it sound like he just needed me to shave all the hair off his pubic region so he could attach some penis pump. Obviously, SOMEONE would then minister to his organ. He didn't pull it out or anything -- it just "came up" (the topic, not the organ) in coversation, as though we were talking about any other issue. That was the really weird part for me: he did not look at ALL embarrassed and I was simply nonplussed (although I tried to act "normal" and not freak out or start giggling hysterically).

 

[Buttzilla]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug

Originally posted by: TheCorm

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug

Originally posted by: RickyRoma

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

A conversation like that with a male coworker would creep me out.

Just to clarify, I am a woman. I wonder if his pleas for help were ever answered by a willing female? (doubtful if you were to meet him).

Did he ask you to "massage" it to....claiming that it was a "warm up exercise" for using the pump....

No. I have no idea what he was thinking. He made it sound like he just needed me to shave all the hair off his pubic region so he could attach some penis pump. Obviously, SOMEONE would then minister to his organ. He didn't pull it out or anything -- it just "came up" (the topic, not the organ) in coversation, as though we were talking about any other issue. That was the really weird part for me: he did not look at ALL embarrassed and I was simply nonplussed (although I tried to act "normal" and not freak out or start giggling hysterically).

first of thats not really appropriate. something liket that should be discussed between him, his wife, and you. second, that would be sexual harrassment in my book, even if he was serious about it. if it wasn't it runs on a very thin line!

 

[SinnerWolf]

you see a sad geek with a crush, i see a conniving woman using her charms and looks to maintain business. of course i say this without knowing either of them, but this is the number one reason why attractive people work in sales. sex appeal = geek kryptonite (sp?)

as far as pubic hair removal favors go....buy him some wax, a bucket, and tell him to sit and spin.

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

LMFAO

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
A few years ago a middle aged tech guy I worked with asked me if I could "help" him with a problem. Are you ready?????

He asked me to shave his pubic region because he needed it to be bare in order to attach some sort pump to help him get an erection (he assured me it was from his doctor) and that his wife couldn't because she was Mormon and had "really bad eyesight". He said all of this as if it were a completely normal thing to do! I didn't really feel threatened but I was just speechless and avoided him whenever possible after that.

This extra funny considering the "Two naked men in a hottub" episode of southpark was on last night