When looking for a good attorney....

[RightIsWrong]

This should be the first name on your list.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Are they all dead?

 

[Gooberlx2]

Heh...that's kinda funny.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Nah that doesn't sound like a jewish name.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Hutz: Now Marge, you've come to the right place. By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey.
[sniff] Better cut down there, Smokey! [laughs]
Marge: Mr. Hutz!
Hutz: [excited] Look - he's taking another puff!
Marge: Mr. Hutz! This was all a misunderstanding; I didn't mean to take anything. [Lionel disappointedly drops the smoking monkey in a drawer full of identical critters]
Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I - uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me, since I accidently ran over his dog. Actually, replace `accidently' with `repeatedly', and replace `dog' with `son'.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

When looking for a lawyer, I just come to ATOT and post a legal question, then take the advice of the first person purporting to be an attorney. But if I ever find myself in New York, I'll look in to Sue Yoo.

 

[CraKaJaX]

:laugh:

 

[axelfox]

You need them to go fight for YOU.