When lit- were/are you the one who always drives?

WA261

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yes, I know driving under the influence of anything is wrong.


Ok, So..I was the one that always drove. No matter if it was just getting drunk or doing acid. ...I was always the one that drove. I never once got nailed for it..and trust me...it was not like 1x or 2x....more like 50 gazillion times. In high school we did acid all of the time. Pot was a daily ordeal. We left alcohol for the weekends and clubs. Now that I look back on it I can't imagine being more a a douche, but I am here and never caused an accident or anything. Anyway, just curious. =)

 

ZombieRitual

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I was going to try and create a witty reply that pointed out how dumb this post is, but my brain shut off from the sheer stupidity it contains.
 

xSauronx

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you drove on acid? i mean...ive been in the car with someone stoned, but acid? that just sounds like a horrible idea.
 

datalink7

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I always drove.

I also always drove sober.

I was super paranoid about having a DD, and not always trusting my friends to stay sober. So I pretty much never drank unless we walked somewhere.
 

MrMatt

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Originally posted by: WA261
yes, I know driving under the influence of anything is wrong.


Ok, So..I was the one that always drove. No matter if it was just getting drunk or doing acid. ...I was always the one that drove. I never once got nailed for it..and trust me...it was not like 1x or 2x....more like 50 gazillion times. In high school we did acid all of the time. Pot was a daily ordeal. We left alcohol for the weekends and clubs. Now that I look back on it I can't imagine being more a a douche, but I am here and never caused an accident or anything. Anyway, just curious. =)

I've done that a million times (not drove on acid, but drunk). I mean I look back now and realize what a fucking retard I was. Haven't done it in years, won't ever do it again. I wont' even drive buzzed at this point. If I think I'd blow higher than a .03 or so, I don't go.
 

WA261

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Originally posted by: MrMatt
Originally posted by: WA261
yes, I know driving under the influence of anything is wrong.


Ok, So..I was the one that always drove. No matter if it was just getting drunk or doing acid. ...I was always the one that drove. I never once got nailed for it..and trust me...it was not like 1x or 2x....more like 50 gazillion times. In high school we did acid all of the time. Pot was a daily ordeal. We left alcohol for the weekends and clubs. Now that I look back on it I can't imagine being more a a douche, but I am here and never caused an accident or anything. Anyway, just curious. =)

I've done that a million times (not drove on acid, but drunk). I mean I look back now and realize what a fucking retard I was. Haven't done it in years, won't ever do it again. I wont' even drive buzzed at this point. If I think I'd blow higher than a .03 or so, I don't go.


Acid was not really that big of a deal. I mean..if you are in control (and if you have done acid then you know what I mean) then you are ok. I do recall once driving back to school and the white lines were jumping along side the car and people yelling at me. ..that was about the worst I exp on it.

I would never do it again either. So weird to think back about it.





Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You're the man now, dog.

Do not recall asking for any type of approval or props for it...more like remembering what a fucktard I was.
 
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I drove many many times while under the influence of this or that. There were several times that I know I was way too messed up to be behind the wheel. It was incredibly, unbelievably, staggeringly stupid, but I made it out alive. I rode with someone who was driving on acid once. We were halfway to where we were going before he told us he had been up for 3 days on the stuff. I recall that making me a bit nervous, but I forgot it pretty quickly because I wasn't exactly sober myself.

It's nothing to be proud of though. Keep doing it long enough and something bad will happen. Everyone who does that shit either stops on their own eventually or ends up in jail or dead. You have no idea how fortunate I feel just to be alive and free, looking back on some of the boneheaded crap I used to pull.
 

BoomerD

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I'm never lit...I'm usually pretty..................dim. :p


There were a couple of times in my youth when I drove in "less than sober condition," but it was rare.

there was usually someone who didn't drink...so they got stuck with chauferring a bunch of drunks/dopers home, even before "designated driver" became a term.

As I got older, I drank at home, in the motel room where I stayed, or in a bar that was within staggering distance of wherever I was sleeping that night.

My Class A license (and it's been known by a dozen different terms over the years) has been my meal ticket for more than 30 years. Cranes and trucks all require one to drive down the highway, and since I almost never lived close enough to work to ride a bike...I couldn't afford a DUI.
 

shortylickens

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I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.
 

MartyMcFly3

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Originally posted by: WA261

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
You're the man now, dog.

Do not recall asking for any type of approval or props for it...more like remembering what a fucktard I was.

As long as you recognized it and fixed it, that's good...

Didn't mean to sound harsh, but I've seen enough of what happens to those who weren't as lucky as you. It just kind of pisses me off to hear people almost bragging that they drove under the influence of drugs/booze and nothing happened.
 

spidey07

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I always drive. Always. Regardless of being on 4 hits of snowman, 4 hits of home grown skunk or whatever, 3 xanax and four beers. I always drive. My destiny...I control it.
 

WA261

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.

Ummm....FUCKTARD......I'm 36. I have used "lit" for ages. Sorry you were in the closet. And just because you were around a lot of assholes does not make all of us who have done drugs and the such douchebags. But, think what you want. You sound like such a closed minded individual it is worthless.
 

JulesMaximus

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Originally posted by: WA261
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.

Ummm....FUCKTARD......I'm 36. I have used "lit" for ages. Sorry you were in the closet. And just because you were around a lot of assholes does not make all of us who have done drugs and the such douchebags. But, think what you want. You sound like such a closed minded individual it is worthless.

He voted for Bush...cut him some padded helmeted slack.
 

zinfamous

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yeah, i drove drunk a few times back in college. completely stupid. but 98% of the time was driving myself back to a bed where I could crash--service roads, away from everyone, hoping that if I was going out--I was the only one going out that night.

We'd also drive stoned off our minds pretty regularly, though. never had a problem with that....
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.



Damn...calm down grandpa...:p

Maybe it's a regional thing, but I've known the term "getting lit" for about 40 years...
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
yeah, i drove drunk a few times back in college. completely stupid. but 98% of the time was driving myself back to a bed where I could crash--service roads, away from everyone, hoping that if I was going out--I was the only one going out that night.

We'd also drive stoned off our minds pretty regularly, though. never had a problem with that....

Then you didn't have good weed IMHO. If you can even interpret what the road is stoned then you're smoking it wrong.
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: WA261
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.

Ummm....FUCKTARD......I'm 36. I have used "lit" for ages. Sorry you were in the closet. And just because you were around a lot of assholes does not make all of us who have done drugs and the such douchebags. But, think what you want. You sound like such a closed minded individual it is worthless.

You're cute when you try to sound tough and intelligent.
I like you sweetie.
 

WA261

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Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: WA261
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.

Ummm....FUCKTARD......I'm 36. I have used "lit" for ages. Sorry you were in the closet. And just because you were around a lot of assholes does not make all of us who have done drugs and the such douchebags. But, think what you want. You sound like such a closed minded individual it is worthless.

You're cute when you try to sound tough and intelligent.
I like you sweetie.

Unless you swallow...pack it up. :p

I do not hate anyone. I disagree, and that is that. I could argue your ass off while sitting and slamming shots with you. So, for me, to disagree on here about something like this...I does not care =P
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: WA261
Originally posted by: shortylickens
Originally posted by: WA261
Originally posted by: shortylickens
I would just like to take this time to say all the slang your generation is using these days is fucking pathetic.
Lit? What the fuck does that mean? What kind of pussy says that? Is the beautiful being on fire or what? And why the fuck dont you put his ass out if he is? Does it really make any fucking sense to run around with a flaming asshole? Why the fuck dont you just say "fucking high" or "fucking drunk"?
Are you guys really so lost and out of new ideas that you have to use such pointless language to get your ideas across?

/ Old man rant.


Anyway, I only did the designated driver thing once. I learned something hanging out with the drunks while I was in the Navy: By & large substance abusers tend to take advantage of everyone and everything around them. They mooch money or drugs whenever possible (this includes smokers) and the worst of them will steal when they think you arent looking.
Really fantastic assholes will also lay constant guilt trips on you so they can get away with as much shit as possible.

After one night out with those kind of people I vowed never againt to be their gopher/crutch/ATM/chauffer.
Never felt bad about it, either.

Ummm....FUCKTARD......I'm 36. I have used "lit" for ages. Sorry you were in the closet. And just because you were around a lot of assholes does not make all of us who have done drugs and the such douchebags. But, think what you want. You sound like such a closed minded individual it is worthless.

You're cute when you try to sound tough and intelligent.
I like you sweetie.

Unless you swallow...pack it up. :p

I do not hate anyone. I disagree, and that is that. I could argue your ass off while sitting and slamming shots with you. So, for me, to disagree on here about something like this...I does not care =P
Right, thats why you keep posting.

Are you sure your not 14?
 

Cattlegod

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I don't drive drunk, but I'm fine driving with people who do. So yes, you are my friend who always drives me around drunk :) Thanks!
 

MikeMike

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couldnt imagine driving on acid... i bet it feels like you are in a spaceship or something... :D