When life gives you lemons...

[igowerf]

wtf? Who added me to the quotes database and why did they use this lame @ss quote?

http://quotes.shadow-lands.net/show.php?quote_id=316

 

[CrackRabbit]

When Life gives you lemons they are probably rotten. Nothing good is free you know.

 

[Aquaman]

When life gives you lemons.............. trade them in for limes and put them in your coke

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Rent]

...find moshquerade

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

When life gives you lemons... beat up your annoying neighbor, bang his wife, kick his dog and key his car.

 

[funboy6942]

When life gives you lemons and they keep coming burring you further into the lemon pit it comes to a point where even if you were given some light out of the patch the people supposedly set up to help you out take your light from you keeping you in the lemons forever.

What do mean by this?

I am disabled and on welfair. If my case comes to an end and I am given any kind of money from it welfair will require me to pay them back for the last 3 years meaning I wont have any money to get me out of my hole after they take thier chunk. After they take thier chunk and I have anything left they will drop us off welfair, claiming I have too much money, causing me to use the rest of what I have on insurance for my family and all the other bills. So after they are paid, and insurance to keep me on this planet has exhausted what ever I have left I will be broke again causing me again to be put back under the lemons and no other sign of hope will ever bring me back out.

 

[thehstrybean]

make furniture polish...but when life gives you limes, add salt & tequila, and have a margarita!!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

When life gives you lemons, crush your enemies and hear the lamentations of their women?

 

[olds]

Say, "Oh, ya motherfvcker! I love lemons. What else you got?"

 

[Martin]

tequilla time!

 

[thehstrybean]

"Yeah, that dragon Avatar looks pretty devastating and ruthless... I bet he gets his ass kicked everyday by all the other dragons.
It's probably gay." - Electric Amish

 

[drum]

freeze them and throw them at children

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Inspired by a quote on AT Quotes Database

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade--and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

God bless Ron White.