When life gives you lemons...

[AreaCode707]

Inspired by a quote on AT Quotes Database

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade--and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party.

 

[shimsham]

throw a lemon party!

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: shimsham
throw a lemon party!

beat me to it

 

[Platypus]

I squeeze them into your open wounds.

 

[JeffCos]

BODY SHOTS!

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: aircooled

Originally posted by: shimsham
throw a lemon party!

beat me to it

 

[Mrvile]

Sweet site :thumbsup:

 

[dug777]

have a lemon party

(again)

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: shimsham
throw a lemon party!

lmao...here I thought I might have a shot with five posts.

 

[her209]

... plant a lemon tree.

 

[bootymac]

Poor old StormRider,the closest he came to getting some rear was when his finger went through the toilet paper lol." - jeremy74

LMAO

 

[xcript]

Smash them with a hammer.

 

[imported_Mike]

you throw them at the douchebag's windows who lives down the street and can't comprehend the concept that if it's late, I shouldn't be able to hear his country hoe down bullsh!t. :|

 

[notfred]

Eat them like oranges. They're not THAT sour.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: notfred
Eat them like oranges. They're not THAT sour.

I used to eat limes

 

[Mildlyamused]

be sure to pee into the pitcher as your serving. "Now with 20% more salt!"

 

[shimsham]

haha! that sheep shooting with brutus paid off.

that quote site is mesmerizing.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: notfred
Eat them like oranges. They're not THAT sour.

I used to eat limes

with salt and tequila?

 

[Zenmervolt]

When life gives you lemons...

Exchange them for potatoes so you can be the guy making the Vodka.

ZV

 

[Heifetz]

I hope you like lemons.

 

[jagec]

I say you throw them right back and add some lemons of your own! :|

 

[chrisms]

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 

[Iron Woode]

Seems Minendo has the best quotes.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: chrisms
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Fixed.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Look around wondering why lemons are falling from the sky.