When life gives you lemons...

[Bill Brasky]

But remember, you should only make lemonade if they are DNA-free.

 

[moonbit]

I refuse to put up with this. I live in CA and there are lemon laws here. I'm calling my lawyer.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
I think it was a penny arcade that said:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you shit, what do you do? Make shit-ade?

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[MrToilet]

When God gives you lemons..... FIND A NEW GOD!

From "powerthirst", check on youtube... damn funny.

 

[IronWing]

...you build a lemon powered clock and post a pic of it on your blog.

 

[Leros]

Return the piece of crap and get my money back.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
make limoncello.

grappa > limoncello














oh wait....no, you're right

grappa tastes like ass.

 

[Fritzo]

...throw them at the guy that's pissing you off.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Lemonade stand!!!

 

[JRich]

Have them make lemonade, but then throw it back in their faces because you asked for orange juice.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: UNCjigga

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare
You throw a lemonparty?

oh no you din't 😛

You know you are invited 😛

would that be like a... date?

Only if you brought a boyfriend! 😉

oh a MMF :thumbsup:

I'll bring the video camera and galoshes!

 

[olds]

When life gives you lemons...
Oh ya, motherfucker, I love lemons. What else ya got?

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: UNCjigga

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nitemare
You throw a lemonparty?

oh no you din't 😛

You know you are invited 😛

would that be like a... date?

Only if you brought a boyfriend! 😉

oh a MMF :thumbsup:

I'm partial to an FFM. 😉

 

[SpiderWiz]

Blame George W Bush

 

[mh47g]

You say "Thank you." Duh.

Some people are so impolite.

 

[skace]

how about an FFFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[paulxcook]

Sell them in bulk to countries that don't have lemons. This assumes that life either gave you a metric shit-ton of lemons, or will continue to give you lemons.

 

[jjdeltor]

When life gives you lemons....


break out the waterballoon launcher and launch the little SOBs at unsuspecting people.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
Sell them in bulk to countries that don't have lemons. This assumes that life either gave you a metric shit-ton of lemons, or will continue to give you lemons.

and with the low value of the dollar, you'll make bank

 

[spacejamz]

grab the tequila bottle, a shot glass and the salt shaker!!! :beer::beer::beer: