I have not puked in the last 34 years. Yes, that is correct, I have not puked since I was about 7 years old. It's a record I'm quit proud of because the thought of puking scares the daylights out of me.
Be happy none of your kids were kind enough to share the Rotavirus. That was a fun 4 days. I lost 10 pounds overnight. Very few times in my life have I ever wished for death. As I laid crumped into a helpless mass at the base of the toilet for the first "shock an awe" 6 hour onslaught of that wretched bug...I would have taken a bullet if someone offered.