When I win the Powerball...

[SSSnail]

I'm gonna hire a very large dude to walk in front of me to block the damn wind.

What would you do?

 

[DesiPower]

... you will still fail

 

[bigrash]

Hire someone to taste everything I eat just in case it's poisoned.

 

[schneiderguy]

I'll walk in front of you all day, for free. Sometimes I don't wear pants though.

 

[techs]

I guess fixing your damn tooth never occurred to you?

 

[SSSnail]

... you will still fail

Yeah, but I will never fail as much as you do, ever.

 

[mizzou]

When I win powerball, I'm going to host "get better, NOW!" conferences at hotels for businesses.

When everyone gets into the conference room, I'm going to make them watch me play Kerbal Space Program.

Everyone will leave happy, because I just played a fun game, and they just went to a conference that wasn't entertaining.

 

[Jeeebus]

more hookers and blow than the GDP of a random Eastern European nation.

 

[DesiPower]

Yeah, but I will never fail as much as you do, ever.

So I am your benchmark? you failed again

 

[techs]

I will hire my own personal neffer.

 

[z1ggy]

So.... you wanna pay a big dude to fart in your face all day?

Wtf?

 

[twinrider1]

Personal ball washer.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I want someone who holds up my end of conversations for me.

 

[sixone]

I'll have to find somewhere else to live while my house is being remodeled.

 

[mizzou]

I'm going to be the dirty old eccentric guy that hangs around gas stations, and people are like, "hey, i hear he's a billionaire, wtf"

then I will shuffle back to my home, take off my costume, and continue enjoying my hookers and blow with a finishing round of p90x

 

[SSSnail]

So I am your benchmark? you failed again

Nah, but it does go to show how much you fail.

 

[PlanetJosh]

No one's yet said they will move to Thailand? You know, the massage parlors. Not me, oh no, you'll never see Thailand stamped on my passport. Would look too suspicious because of the said massage parlors.

 

[CountZero]

No one's yet said they will move to Thailand? You know, the massage parlors. Not me, oh no, you'll never see Thailand stamped on my passport. Would look too suspicious because of the said massage parlors.

Soooo, you are using your winnings to get a fake passport?

 

[Anonemous]

No one's yet said they will move to Thailand? You know, the massage parlors. Not me, oh no, you'll never see Thailand stamped on my passport. Would look too suspicious because of the said massage parlors.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/rosetta-stone/n32023/

Yea just gonna have to watch out for the she men.

 

[Scotteq]

Get a Vasectomy

 

[IronWing]

I will talk to the animals. I bet they would listen to a guy with $600 million.

 

[Balt]

Typical stuff. Quit my job. Move to a nicer state. Buy an expensive car. Hire a full-time chef.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'm gonna hire a very large dude to walk in front of me to block the damn wind.

What would you do?

Hire a very large dude to walk in front of you carrying a high-powered wind machine. Yeah, THAT kind of rich.

 

[Kelvrick]

more hookers and blow than the GDP of a random Eastern European nation.

You should move to said eastern european nation to get the hookers locally.

 

[HeXen]

I'm gonna hire a very large dude to walk in front of me to block the damn wind.

What would you do?

Unplug the phone/disable cell phone. Cause likely every 2nd cousin and their uncle will be calling to say how they haven't seen me since i was 3yrs old and every friend will suddenly treat me like i'm a best friend. Screw that i'm gonna turn scrooge and leave the country.