When I was 16.....

[ABitTooSpicy]

Sent to me by a friend, not sure if its a repost, but I found it too great to not post

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became
so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So
I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

 

[virtueixi]

lol

 

[z0mb13]

LOL...

prolly a repost

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
LOL...

prolly a repost

definitely.

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
LOL...

prolly a repost

Thats what i figured, but I wasn't sure, eh... still funny =)

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
LOL...

prolly a repost

Don't cry repost unless you back it up with links.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: z0mb13
LOL...

prolly a repost

Don't cry repost unless you back it up with links.

I didnt cry repost, I said its PROLLY a repost

 

[jdiddy]

:laugh: Good stuff

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: z0mb13
LOL...

prolly a repost

Don't cry repost unless you back it up with links.

I didnt cry repost, I said its PROLLY a repost

Can't we all just get along?! lol... actually forget that...

[mortal combat] FINISH HIM!! [/mortal combat]

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[cirthix]

if you're gonna make a repost of a joke, at least copy the wole thing!!!

 

[thirdlegstump]

When I was 16, I was 1 year older than I was when I was 15.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: cirthix
if you're gonna make a repost of a joke, at least copy the wole thing!!!

then why don't you be the upstanding guy and show us the rest of it eh?


anywya who cares. the joke was great!

 

[MegaWorks]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

lol! in every post you use two thumbs down