When I drink milk on an empty stomach it makes my guts hurt

[futurefields]

When I drink it with food I feel fine

 

[KLin]

How do you feel when you drink it while smoking a joint?

 

[sdifox]

It's Lupus.

 

[Murloc]

weird, but it depends on how much you are drinking, at which speed, and at which temperature it is.

If you're guzzling down a glass of cold milk then no wonders.

 

[Newell Steamer]

If the milk is cold, you are getting cramps - kind of like a brain freeze when drinking a slushy drink too fast, but in your "guts".

If the milk is warm/room temp, you have AIDS.

 

[88keys]

You might have a mild sensitivity or intolerance to lactose.

 

[mrjminer]

It's Lupus.

 

[IronWing]

It's because you are a terrible person.

 

[biostud]

You just need a pad on your back and burp afterwards.

 

[olds]

Are you a calf? Milk is for calves.

 

[Nograts]

Are you a calf? Milk is for calves.

Yeah but the funbags are for me. (Human ones that is..... I'm going to walk away now) :awe:

 

[TheGardener]

When I bump my head on the wall it hurts. I'll report back tomorrow, if it still hurts when I do that.

 

[tcsenter]

That happens in terminal phase of syphilis.

 

[DAGTA]

Did you use an Apple straw?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Dairy is kind of hard on the stomach, on an empty stomach it will just amplify that.

Had this HUGE ice cream cake once, I was not hungry for an actual meal so just got a desert at a restaurant. Sore stomach for like 3 days. I'm not even lactose intolerant, but apparently I do have my limits. I'd have that cake again though, it was awesome.

 

[TheVrolok]

... don't drink it on an empty stomach?

Source: I'm a doctor.

 

[chimaxi83]

Where's the man you extracted this milk from? Maybe you should go talk to him.

 

[ViperXX]

You might have a mild sensitivity or intolerance to lactose.

Si

 

[ImpulsE69]

LOL @ OP. Everyone knows you take milk anally.

 

[Ichinisan]

This thread makes me sick.