When I catch them in the act, I'm going to shoot them!

[EULA]

I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, right in the heart of the downtown. So far, two bicycles have been stolen, and someone attempted to gank a third one. Fortunately, I didn't really care about the first two. I'm assuming its probably the same person(s) so I was thinking about planning a stake-out.

I have a semi-automatic, gas-powered air pistol and I was thinking about hiding in the bushes after placing a bike in a most obvious location. Once the perps arrive looking for another free, two-wheeled ride, I'll jump out, inform them that I've already called the police, and then pop them with the pistol as many times as I can while they run away.

I'm hoping this is good enough to scare them away for good.

Hell, I could even put on my SWAT vest and see if they'd still run...


The other option I had in mind was to dig a large hole and equip it with some pungi sticks, but that seems more labor-intensive...

 

[dug777]

You didn't read the EULA did you?

 

[intogamer]

sounds fun

take pictars!

 

[Atomicus]

Use a baseball bat instead.

 

[Mrvile]

Actually a better idea would be to run at the naked and tackle them the next time you see them stealing. That'll scare them more than a few shots from a pellet gun.

 

[EvilYoda]

If you really want to have fun, attach a GPS unit under the seat or tied to the frame and just follow the guy home...steal back your bike and then some!

But really, just shoot him, much easier.

 

[thoro86]

make em suffer!! Just don't get excited n kill em

 

[EULA]

hmm, the naked-tackle crossed my mind, but it'd be harder for me to hide then...

 

[Falloutboy]

I think you need to think this thru. watch them follow them to there home then get them at the source (parents)

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Falloutboy
I think you need to think this thru. watch them follow them to there home then get them at the source (parents)

Great idea! Then shoot the parents too!

 

[Auggie]

...a lot of fun until he draws his *real* gun and draws down on you...

 

[LordMaul]

I say buy some cheap handcuffs, put on your SWAT vest and camp out and wait for him.

When he arrives, don't shoot, just run out of the house yelling, "POLICE! DOWN ON THE GROUND, DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW! GET DOWN OR I WILL DROP YOU!"

Then cuff him up. After that, I recommend having your way with his no-no spot with the end of broken table leg.

.....well, at least cuff him and wait till the cops get there.

 

[Ricemarine]

Better yet...

Get a paintball marker...

Some cheap paintballs at walgreens...

Aim for crotch or face...

Score..

 

[ubercaffeinated]

what if they stab you or have a real gun on them.

 

[everman]

Would an electric current run through this bike very well?

 

[Mrvile]

Ok ok ok best idea yet:

When he's in your garage, lock the door to your house and close the garage door, trapping him inside. Then burn the house down.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Ok ok ok best idea yet:

When he's in your garage, lock the door to your house and close the garage door, trapping him inside. Then burn the house down.

lmao

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: everman
Would an electric current run through this bike very well?

I like the direction this is taking. Electrocute the little bastards - I'm talking kilovolts of high voltage electricty coursing through them - DC, too, so once he grabs it he holds on to it until he's dead, and then a bit longer.

 

[CVSiN]

See if you were from Texas you could just shoot em for real..

 

[Suture]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Actually a better idea would be to run at the naked and tackle them the next time you see them stealing. That'll scare them more than a few shots from a pellet gun.

Hahahah

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: EULA
I live in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, right in the heart of the downtown. So far, two bicycles have been stolen, and someone attempted to gank a third one. Fortunately, I didn't really care about the first two. I'm assuming its probably the same person(s) so I was thinking about planning a stake-out.

I have a semi-automatic, gas-powered air pistol and I was thinking about hiding in the bushes after placing a bike in a most obvious location. Once the perps arrive looking for another free, two-wheeled ride, I'll jump out, inform them that I've already called the police, and then pop them with the pistol as many times as I can while they run away.

I'm hoping this is good enough to scare them away for good.

Hell, I could even put on my SWAT vest and see if they'd still run...


The other option I had in mind was to dig a large hole and equip it with some pungi sticks, but that seems more labor-intensive...

that would be my option...they can't run away if their impailed on something by their feet...then all you have to do is shoot them back to the stone age.

 

[allisolm]

Originally posted by: CVSiN
See if you were from Texas you could just shoot em for real..

Or from Florida.

"Honestly, officers, I was just trying to beat the heat by taking a nap under these bushes (me and my trusty pistol) when I awoke to noises nearby. Fearing for my life I rose up and started shooting. Turns out to be people attempting to steal my bicycle. Who'd have thought it?"

 

[j00fek]

need pix and update after the mission