Originally posted by: AntiFreze
First weekend in december (cant go this year... live too far away). I go with my fiance's family up to michigan. Drive to the same tree farm, take a wagon pulled by horses out to the trees, chop down our trees, have peppermint shnapps hot chocolate, tie them to roofs of our cars, then go to a brewery followed by bar hopping - all finished with crashing in a hotel. Awesome time. Maybe I can find a last minute flight cheap this year.
So . . . you'd buy it a plane ticket home? I doubt you'd get it past Homeland Security. An evildoer could use the trunk as a battering ram, then poke the pilot's eye out with a pine needle.