when did you realize that you have become a man?

[Dear Summer]

when I'm browsing a clothing apparel website for clothes, there are two tabs: Men and Boys

I click on Men!

 

[Newbian]

When hair starts to grow in more places then just your head.

Also when my pants got tight when I looked at pretty women.

 

[speg]

I'm an 8 year old trapped in a 25 year old body.

 

[joesmoke]

one night i humped my pillow and it got shiny and crunchy the next day. then i was a man.

 

[Crono]

I had to go through a Native American rite of passage where I was left alone in the wilderness for 3 days with nothing but my spear.

Not really, though. It was pretty much the standard deepening of voice, facial hair growth, etc that comes with puberty.

 

[Alone]

Signed up for the military on my 20th birthday, that about did it.

 

[SlitheryDee]

When I examined my DNA and found the Y chromosome?

 

[Leros]

When I had to buy men's shoes.

 

[RichardE]

First night in the drunk tank

 

[Evadman]

Your mom knows exactly when I became a man.

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Your mom knows exactly when I became a man.

Pics of said mom?

 

[LilPima]

*checks*

nope 🙂

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Evadman
Your mom knows exactly when I became a man.

Pics of said mom?

Pics of you showing you are a man? :Q 😱 :lips:

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Your mom knows exactly when I became a man.

When she kicked you in the nuts for trying to sexually assault her?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: LilPima
*checks*

nope 🙂

So a innie instead of a outie?

 

[SneakyStuff]

When I had to get a job to pay my bills...

 

[OCGuy]

When parking my windowless van in front of the high school went from "funny" to "creepy".

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
When parking my windowless van in front of the high school went from "funny" to "creepy".

Well you were able to park it so that alone qualifies you as a man. 😉

 

[Chryso]

When I got a mortgage.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
When parking my windowless van in front of the high school went from "funny" to "creepy".

Well you were able to park it so that alone qualifies you as a man. 😉

nope... only if it was a manual

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
When parking my windowless van in front of the high school went from "funny" to "creepy".

it's because there's a preschool on the other side of the street, really.

 

[BoomerD]

I think graduating from USMC boot camp was the first realization that I was no longer a "kid."
I was a trained KILLER! [WarFace!] KIIIIIIIILLL![/WarFace]

Of course, just a few years later I became a father...that seals the deal. I was now responsible for a life other than my own.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
When parking my windowless van in front of the high school went from "funny" to "creepy".

Well you were able to park it so that alone qualifies you as a man. 😉

nope... only if it was a manual

:roll: Sorry, but you are a fucking moron if you think having a manual is manly.

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: BoomerD
I think graduating from USMC boot camp was the first realization that I was no longer a "kid."
I was a trained KILLER! [WarFace!] KIIIIIIIILLL![/WarFace]

Of course, just a few years later I became a father...that seals the deal. I was now responsible for a life other than my own.

Let me see your warface, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhggghhhhhhgghhhahhhahhhhh"

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: BoomerD
I think graduating from USMC boot camp was the first realization that I was no longer a "kid."
I was a trained KILLER! [WarFace!] KIIIIIIIILLL![/WarFace]

Of course, just a few years later I became a father...that seals the deal. I was now responsible for a life other than my own.

Let me see your warface, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhggghhhhhhgghhhahhhahhhhh"

"You don't scare me. Let me see your warface!"