When did we become so gross?

[Mayne]

niece and her friends told me to button up my shirt. Apparently showing a bit of chest is creepy to 22 year old girls. I am hot. Just because I haven't shaven or cut my hair in months is besides the point I think.

 

[lxskllr]

You forgot to put on your gold astrological medallion. That's the correct way of making it work.

 

[Mayne]

i'm not gonna lie..but this what i look like but with beard right now.

 

[IronWing]

Correct response: button up shirt to second button from collar, unbutton shirt from belt line upward to expose hairy gut.

 

[Mayne]

I'm hairless. I haven't looked t his good in decades. at the same weight I was when I was 22. So confused.

 

[IronWing]

I'm hairless. I haven't looked t his good in decades. at the same weight I was when I was 22. So confused.

Wait for niece to leave, hit on her friends. They think you're creepy anyway so you got nothing to lose.

 

[Mayne]

I'm still wearing sunglasses inside because of cataracts...saving up a lot of spank material right now.

 

[GobBluth]

Add the man-bun. Your hotness instantly multiplies by a factor of two.

 

[waffleironhead]

Pics? of niece and friends, or your hairy chest. You decide, I'm not picky.