When And Where?

[Mrfrog840]

When and where was the loudest fart you ever had?

 

[yakko]

This topic stinks.

 

[Windogg]

I am afraid your attempt to get banned in record time will fall short since others have been tossed on the first post.

 

[razordog]

hmmm...well i remember this one all too clearly, it was in fifth grade and i was sitting in the back with my friend and it was story time and i had to fart so i tried to make it silent, but it wasn't so i ripped this huge fart and everyone turned back to see who it was, and my dumb friend was laughing with his head buried in his hands with his finger pointing at me....

needless to say, i was pretty embarrased....

 

[ArkAoss]

ok, one time i was sitting in a quiet book discussion group, sitting on this old thin folding metal chair, and I went to let a silent one, and it reverbed off the chair, and every one stopped...... for 2 whole minutes, then they laughed for five, and I think after about 5 yrs, i've finally lived it down.

 

[xraymongral]

In sixth grade, during a spelling test. Man that was loud, amplified by the old wooden chairs we had back then.

 

[Semper Fi]

This topic stinks.

ROFL 😀

 

[Semper Fi]

Hey ArkAoss, your mod quote is right on the money. 🙂

This is one of those threads we lock just because it smells funny

 

[bigbootydaddy]

i remember i was tickling my exgirlfriends little sister, and she let out the biggest whallop i have ever heard from a girl...

sounded like machine guns.

 

[HuntnPeck]

I saw a guy in one of my freshman classes lean forward in his desk and just exploded! He thought he could keep it silent, but it got everyones attention. So what does he do?... Laugh before anyone else did and had the whole class rolling.