When a chick asks you how "big" you are, do you tell her the truth?

[illusion88]

I usually show my penis and try to exit the room quietly while everyone is still laughing.

 

[Electric Amish]

I whip it out and show them.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I would pull down my left sock and show her😉

 

[monk3y]

I always say that I'm average... she can take that to mean whatever she wants.

 

[Hamiltonian]

I,m only 4 inches, But hey some girls like it that wide.

 

[Kodiak]

Originally posted by: her209
They ask me all the freaking time. I just smile and don't answer them.

 

[BatmanNate]

I've never been asked that, I don't think most women care, or if they do they've already seen it. If you ask a lady what her breast size is, she'd probably knock some needed sense into you.

 

[SilentZero]

No need..my wife tells her for me. 😉

 

[Injury]

"Show me your's and I'll show you mine."

 

[moshquerade]

why ask for a verbal answer? the proof is in seeing.

 

[thirdlegstump]

I'll say "It's just about pinchable. It's real cute."

 

[Anubis]

yes, 6 foot 220 lbs

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: JoeKing
yup!


plus or minus 7" depending how cold it is.

ok....i don't know if you realized this, but plus or minus 7 means add or subtract 7 from the given value...implying that since there is no given value, you range between seven and negative seven inches in length. taking the normal direction of an erection to be the positive x axis, negative seven sounds very painful, and could be considered as you taking a literal interpretation of the fvck yourself. 🙂

rofl @ the thought put into this!

 

[amoeba]

I would have to give her the "when in doubt ..." line.

 

[Landroval]

Originally posted by: claydawg

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Didn't you know, all the ATOT males are gorgeous hunks, we all have 10' long wangs and supermodel girlfriends...

Well, I'm actually 12'. 😱
but you hit the bullseye with everything else.

You forgot to mention you are 3% body fat with a BMI of 40.

 

[teckmaster]

actually, you understate it a little bit and when they see thats its bigger, they like it that much more

 

[clarkey01]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
hm I have never been asked that question.

Same. I prefer a higher class of girl. LOL, or do I ? 🙂

 

[0roo0roo]

you ask her to guess based on feel😉

 

[cressida]

"I'm two inches ......... FROM THE GROUND!" Is what my friend says to the ladies

 

[alkemyst]

let's go somewhere and find out.

I am not a 'huge' guy...average length, a little thick, still been told it was more than enough. I really can't imagine someone with more than half a ruler doing more than just being eye-candy.

A quote I once heard in this kind of discussion was, 'he is fun to watch, but hell if I want my hips separated, I only let him go down on me". Another girl mumbled yeah me too, I tried.

Chick fights are funny especially when both can hardly walk as it is.

The guy got a lot of chicks though, quite a few time more than one at a time, I don't really know what went on once they got home (he bragged about everything I am sure it was interesting and fun regardless). When he was questioned about his, he'd just whip it out (we were in clubs not on a street or in a starbucks, although one chick did go somewhere with him from one.)...50/50 they'd ask/just touch it or be freaked out and have him ejected. He would always be sure to mention how big he was in the first 10 seconds of conversation...I stopped hanging around him, because his 'hanging' was all the topic was due to him.

He never had a girlfriend though, he wanted one, but due to his own crap and perhaps the size of it he didn't. Not to mention he was a stripper on the side / paramedic or fireman also...good combos for fun nights.

Personally I have found just keeping a lady smiling and laughing, entertained > than anything in your pants.

My response though to this is still you'll basically have to find out. If they go on about it, I bail.

 

[gar3555]

I'm hung like a baby....










about 16 " long 6 and a half pounds

 

[BlamoHammer]

Yes, 9 times out of 10 if I am having that conversation with a woman it's because we are going to have sex and what's the point of lying?

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I've been asked that question maybe twice, and both times I provided detailed photographs. And then posted them online as well.

Fixed.

 

[x04d DaY]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Didn't you know, all the ATOT males are gorgeous hunks, we all have 10' long wangs and supermodel girlfriends...

I'm less, won't deny it.