whats your w-l record against inanimate objects

[spaceman]

?10char

 

[bignateyk]

wat?

 

[spaceman]

well a classic example would be mike bolton vs. the printer so hed be 1-0

 

[SpatiallyAware]

You can chalk this thread up as a loss OP.

 

[Azraele]

I accidentally knocked over a cabinet once (long story, I'm clumsy). Everything that was in it went flying, including the digital camera that had been stored in there. Does that count?

 

[JoPh]

42-0

 

[meltdown75]

0-fer

 

[spaceman]

no it has to be via confrontation
could be a pump that wont prime
a door that wont shut right
a squeal from an appliance
something you tried to resolve thru the normal channels/problem solving..but it becomes apparent that perhaps
this thing doesnt like you...and you might be beginning to not like it.
two go in one comes out.
hard walls are a formidable opponent 4 example.

 

[spaceman]

way back when i had an vhs
notorious for eating tapes
it ate quit a few
one night we wer watching a movie and the screen did its tape eating thing...id have to say..this might have been the 7 or 8th tape it consumed.
it wouldnt eject conveti0onally, so i reached into it and ripped the tape out guts and all
plastic was cracking peices flying everywhere
lets just say that vhs didnt eat a single tape again.

 

[meltdown75]

i was in a spaceman thread
asplode did my head

 

[darkxshade]

>9000 - <100

It's not for a lack of trying but I've discovered things in my time that I avoid battles where I'm not going to win like punching a wall.

 

[GasX]

 

[MrBailey]

[un-lurk]
I like pie
[re-lurk]

 

[spaceman]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h199/jandkatlarge/IMG_7944.jpg

:awe:

 

[spaceman]

[un-lurk]
I like pie
[re-lurk]

!!!!!!!lurker!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Too high to count on both sides. Often the victories are scorched earth style.

 

[ElFenix]

i still have all my body parts

 

[Evadman]

i still have all my body parts

Tonight, you will slam your wang in a dresser on accident.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Tonight, you will slam your wang in a dresser on accident.

is it the "accident" part that makes it different?

 

[Jeff7]

way back when i had an vhs
notorious for eating tapes
it ate quit a few
one night we wer watching a movie and the screen did its tape eating thing...id have to say..this might have been the 7 or 8th tape it consumed.
it wouldnt eject conveti0onally, so i reached into it and ripped the tape out guts and all
plastic was cracking peices flying everywhere
lets just say that vhs didnt eat a single tape again.

i inanimated a table
i didn't record chickens though
but eventually i'd think about cheese
perhaps the music won't fly straight
if a numeric tuesday could devour a cubic eon, maybe then
but i really doubt it

 

[PingSpike]

I don't think its possible to win against inanimate objects, particularly when you own them. The best one can home for is a draw.

 

[bignateyk]

I've broken a golf club over my knee on several occasions. I guess that counts.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I've broken a golf club over my knee on several occasions. I guess that counts.

It counts as Golf 3 - You 0

 

[ElFenix]

Tonight, you will slam your wang in a dresser on accident.

"who wants some wang?!"

shadow warrior had such awesome quotes :awe:

 

[bignateyk]

It counts as Golf 3 - You 0

:'(