I'm sure this is a Nef hunt (I still don't know what that means, but I know it's a riot to the Distributed Computing crowd). I'm going to bite, though...
2 cats. The smallest is Chelsea (I named her after my favorite stripper at the time. Absolutely adorable, and I caught her listening to Adagio for Strings on her walkman while she was working. How could I not have a crush?) and the second is Rochambeau (no, not the famous one from South Park. It was my unit's objective during Desert Storm). Rochambeau is a 22 lbs. Maine my excellent compatriot Cat who prefers sitting on a mouse when he becomes tired of chasing it.
It's kinda funny. I've been stuck here with the Army in the Balkans since September, and after all this time I really miss my cats most of all.