Whats your most favourite words of wisdom??

[MournSanity]

If it feels good, do it.


Another one:

"Keep friends, those you love, close to you." ~Iwao Hazuki

 

[Zenmervolt]

"Life'll kill ya." - Warren Zevon

ZV

 

[yukichigai]

"Never Rent-to-Own anything." - my Dad.

Not sure why he told me that, but it's sound advice.

 

[Epoman]

"Remember boy girls that have big underpants, Have big things UNDER their pants"

 

[RossMAN]

Retail is for suckers

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Retail is for suckers

:thumbsup:

 

[Kipper]

"This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow as the night the day thou canst not be false to any man..."

 

[alkemyst]

Relax honey, it won't hurt so much that way...I will go slow.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener

 

[FoBoT]

Don't play leapfrog with unicorns

 

[biostud]

:camera:'s or ban

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Women. Can't live with'em and they can't pee standing up.

They can. It's depressing I know. Next thing you know they'll be writing their names in the snow. On that day I will shed a single tear.

 

[pulse8]

"Don't sh!t where you eat."

 

[daveymark]

If the dream is big enough, the facts don't matter

 

[cronos]

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[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Women. Can't live with'em and they can't pee standing up.

They can. It's depressing I know. Next thing you know they'll be writing their names in the snow. On that day I will shed a single tear.

that is just nasty!!

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: minendo
Hit it and quit it.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Women. Can't live with'em and they can't pee standing up.

They can. It's depressing I know. Next thing you know they'll be writing their names in the snow. On that day I will shed a single tear.

that is just nasty!!

I don't find it to be. I do hope they wash their hands after, but then, I hope EVERYONE washes their hands. It's just a good idea generally. Handwashing is good for your health, and the health of others.

I'd be proud if my wife or daughters learned to pee standing up. Stupid human tricks are cool.

 

[z0mb13]

lol a lot of funny ones in this thread

 

[SilentRavens]

A fool and his money are easily parted.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Women. Can't live with'em and they can't pee standing up.

They can. It's depressing I know. Next thing you know they'll be writing their names in the snow. On that day I will shed a single tear.

that is just nasty!!

I don't find it to be. I do hope they wash their hands after, but then, I hope EVERYONE washes their hands. It's just a good idea generally. Handwashing is good for your health, and the health of others.

I'd be proud if my wife or daughters learned to pee standing up. Stupid human tricks are cool.

It's not hard for a woman to pee standing up even without one of those things. It's just that women really don't like to touch themselves in general. I wouldn't be surprised if in 50 years women do use specially made urinals.

Population is going to break the woman's room 'line' sooner or later for better methods.

 

[ThePresence]

Know who thou pisseth off.
Know with whom thou messeth.

 

[Amused]

"Never accept an ultimatum from a woman"

Best damn advice my father ever gave me.

 

[Feldenak]

Quitters never win and winners never quit.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: AbsoluteParadigm
It's long but I think it's worth it.

"People say life is unfair. Consider for a moment if life was fair. That means every little unfortunate event that occured to you in your life is a direct result of something you did. I'd rather life be unfair. It's comforting knowing that the universe is out ot get me."
(Paraphrased from an espisode of Babylon 5)

<- Geek I am.

Ivanova, right?