Whats your most favourite words of wisdom??

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Post yours!!

Mine is: journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step

 

[minendo]

Hit it and quit it.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

"Unsavory Characters are giving me money and I'm taking it"
-Mike Tyson

 

[memo]

you're dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't

 

[bradruth]

I've always liked that line from Shawshank...

"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."

 

[K1052]

"ALL women are crazy."

The best advice my dad ever gave me.

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm fond of "or," "wherefore," and "yonder."

 

[Heisenberg]

"Life's not fair."

 

[Isshinryu]

"Marriages are all happy its having breakfast together that causes all the trouble"
and
"Alcohol is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him."

 

[PanzerIV]

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. Not necessarily my favorite but all I could think of at the moment.

 

[toy4x4]

Somebody's gonna get hurt

 

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Originally posted by: Isshinryu
"Marriages are all happy its having breakfast together that causes all the trouble"
and
"Alcohol is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him."

I like this from homer:

alcohol, the source and solution to all of life's problems

 

[AbsoluteParadigm]

It's long but I think it's worth it.

"People say life is unfair. Consider for a moment if life was fair. That means every little unfortunate event that occured to you in your life is a direct result of something you did. I'd rather life be unfair. It's comforting knowing that the universe is out ot get me."
(Paraphrased from an espisode of Babylon 5)

<- Geek I am.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

[MonkeyK]

As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool returns to his folly.

Solomon

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Life is a sexually transmitted disease that's always fatal.

 

[mugs]

"People don't think you're better/smarter/more sophisticated than them because you use the British spellings of words" (i.e. "favourite")

 

[Encryptic]

"Don't eat yellow snow"

 

[Electric Amish]

Women. Can't live with'em and they can't pee standing up.

 

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"

 

[Corporate Thug]

worry about yourself, then you can worry about others

 

[TwinkleToes77]

"Why buy the cow, when you can milk it for free."

my gram said that to me about a month before she had a massive stroke which eventually took her life.

 

[Kadarin]

No matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai

 

[Wuffsunie]

Either:
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
-- George Santayana

or

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everybody else.

 

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Life is a sexually transmitted disease that's always fatal.

I like this one!