What's your major malfunction?

[JulesMaximus]

HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE?

Sir, five foot, nine, sir!

FIVE FOOT, NINE, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SH!T THAT HIGH!

 

[Rogodin2]

God has a hardon for the Marines because we kill everyhting we see.

Subsonic lass

Rogo

 

[nakedfrog]

Man, the first half of that movie cracks me the hell up.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Wapp

Originally posted by: Chunkee
Jesus H. Christ...what is a jelly donut doing in your footlocker?

R Lee Ermy rocks.

that movie rocks...

move along maggots

From Wikipedia:

When Sgt. Hartman made the comment about Pvt. Cowboy giving a man a "reach around" the director stopped filming and asked what it was, and Ermey very matter-of-factly told him. Kubrick broke out into laughter and decided to keep it in the film.

As a matter of fact, did you know that Ermey was originally just hired as a technical adviser but when they got a load of him they just went ahead and gave the D.I. part to him.

QUOTE

Former US Marine Corps Drill Instructor R. Lee Ermey was not originally hired to play Gunnery Sgt. Hartman but as a consultant for the Marine Corps boot camp portion of the film. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for 15 minutes without stopping, repeating himself or even flinching - despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick was so impressed that he cast Ermey as Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann.

 

[Slacker]

Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fcck my sister.

 

[NFS4]

The first part of the movie rocks, the rest is meh.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: NFS4
The first part of the movie rocks, the rest is meh.

I agree.

However, I have NEVER seen a movie that so accurately portrays U.S.M.C. boot camp.
Well, except that there is a LOT more yelling.

And they didn't even touch of the phisycal torture they put you through.

I once did SEVERAL THOUSAND jumping jacks. 2 or 3 HOURS worth. I KID YOU NOT!!!

 

[Rogodin2]

What he read was golden.

how can you shoot women and children? You just don't lead them as much

Strange that we are seeing the same thing in the year 2007.

It's the perfect satire to make the american public think about what they've allowed.

I've used lime before.

Rogo

 

[Rogodin2]

These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we'll ever know!

Thank god for the American blood!

Rogo

 

[silverpig]

I bet you're the kind of guy who'd fvck a man in the ass and not have the courtesy to give him a reach around!

 

[sao123]

i think they used that line in twister also.