Menudo. Never actually ate it. Could never even be in the same room where it was cooking much less eat the crap.
I'm probably a weirdo but I love menudo.
I hear that food in Russia is pretty bad.
You win.
A fourth for Ethiopian. I'm pretty sure I was served overcooked dog on a plate made out of wet bread. Then again, anyone expecting haute cuisine from a country that requires intervention by Sally Struthers to stop people starving to death in the streets is not using the rational part of their brain when making culinary decisions.
Youse people be crazy. Those are the two best cuisines, not the worst.
Fast food chains followed closely by theme restaurant chains (Chilis, Applebees, Red Lobster etc) and American Jewish. Boring, uninspired, overpriced crap all of it.