What's your greatest post ever? On any message board?

[alkemyst]

those types of threads are funny...the 'well known' virgin on the forums all of a sudden becomes a player overnight or the 'well known' player posts up a basic YAGT now that he really has a woman.

People must think no one pays attention here.

 

[gsellis]

I admit it, I am easily amused and have a short memory

In DailyTech currently, there is a thead on Michael Bay's (Director- Transformers) latest conspiracy theory rant (format wars).

So, this got posted.

(2 Hidden) I believe I can help..
By vaca232 on 12/5/07, Rating: 4
By vaca232 on 12/5/2007 6:12:04 PM , Rating: 4

We start by making a big CG building, and then we have a meteor go GRAWSHH!! and its all like GRAWWW and motorcycles burst into flames while they jump over these helicopters.

An 18 wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BRAAAAAAAASH!! And this huge tanker full of GRAWWWWW BRAWWWW

(1 Hidden) RE: I believe I can help.. By OblivionMage on 12/5/07, Rating: 0
By OblivionMage on 12/5/2007 6:35:44 PM , Rating: 0

The ####? (edited - WTF in clear)

RE: I believe I can help..
By Locutus465 on 12/5/07, Rating: 2
By Locutus465 on 12/5/2007 6:43:31 PM , Rating: 2

Obviously you don't watch nearly enough south park.

(1 Hidden) RE: I believe I can help..
By gsellis on 12/6/07, Rating: 2
By gsellis on 12/6/2007 12:21:53 PM , Rating: 2

So, what you are saying is that Mel Gibson will solve the format war.

(1 Hidden) RE: I believe I can help..
By SavagePotato on 12/6/07, Rating: 2
By SavagePotato on 12/6/2007 12:28:49 PM , Rating: 2

How is screaming drunken anti semitic obscenities going to solve the format war.

Unless someone trains Mel to think of corporations as religiously backed and attack.

Maybe that's the ticket, tell Mel that the Jews are behind hd-dvd and watch him go to work.

RE: I believe I can help..
By gsellis on 12/6/07, Rating: 2
By gsellis on 12/6/2007 12:59:58 PM , Rating: 2

Besides being an idiot, you fail.

I guess I should have gotten Kurt Russell to reply instead, but I worried about the little woodland creatures taken carnal advantage of him.

 

[Skipholiday]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.

Kind of like an AT moderator job?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
It was in a mjuszczak thread that got deleted because of the hilarity that ensued - it was the one where he was this chick's cuddle-buddy and wanted to turn things up a notch.

I think I was quoted twice with the words 'LOL' - yeah, that was probably it.

I was honored in your sig for various posts. MichaelD's, as well. And some Elite member's sig....don't remember his name, but his avatar has usually been a cow. I guess my awesomeness is just too great to quantify in terms of posts.

 

[Xstatic1]

my greatest, very short-lived post was back in mid-October here on AT. i posted a video clip of a female stripper magician. it got over 200 views, before it was pulled 26 minutes later.

i distinctly remember stating in my last paragraph, "...so hurry up & view 'cause likely this thread will be locked &/or i'll be banned." :laugh:

 

[Goosemaster]

In general they all meld into a giant boiled squash....sometimes it's terrible and on somedays it's okay but you can't stand it everyday

 

[Rubycon]

hawsepipe

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
my greatest, very short-lived post was back in mid-October here on AT. i posted a video clip of a female stripper magician. it got over 200 views, before it was pulled 26 minutes later.

i distinctly remember stating in my last paragraph, "...so hurry up & view 'cause likely this thread will be locked &/or i'll be banned." :laugh:

Did she pull a handkerchief out of her pussy?

 

[randay]

this one.

 

[randay]

no wait....


this one.

 

[gar3555]

see sig. please

 

[Xstatic1]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Xstatic1
my greatest, very short-lived post was back in mid-October here on AT. i posted a video clip of a female stripper magician. it got over 200 views, before it was pulled 26 minutes later.

i distinctly remember stating in my last paragraph, "...so hurry up & view 'cause likely this thread will be locked &/or i'll be banned." :laugh:

Did she pull a handkerchief out of her pussy?

yep!

 

[StevenYoo]

There once was a thread on penis size.

I made a response

If having a small penis is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

dunno why I should be particularly proud of that one, though.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: eakers
The thread where I learned the most was one I posted here early on in my anandtech days called "I think my boyfriend is going to breakup with me tonight"

we didn't break up that night but everything everyone said was absolutely right and advice from various forum members actually stayed with me when the breakup did come.

I was such a kid then.

The thread where I had the most fun was a time I posted a fake thread, then bragged on IRC about it where someone promptly posted the IRC log. This sparked a debate as to whether I really existed or not. lol.

Now nobody even knows me.

FFM was such a bastard.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A survey on the order you wash yourself in the shower.

Previous poster said:

Hair
chest
balls
ass
mouth...

I replied "Same order you kiss your mom?"

I really liked it for some reason, got banned for 2 weeks

:laugh:

I remember that. Didn't know you were banned for it though.

Thanks for taking that hit

 

[ProfJohn]

Anyone who hangs out in P&N knows all about Harvey and his use of Emotions.

So here is my brilliant jab at him in a thread about the Bin Laden video Preview of Osama Bin Laden Video

Originally posted by: ProfJohn

Originally posted by: nick1985
Text

I just heard on Fox News that the CIA has confirmed that the tape is Osama based on voice recognition of his previous tapes. Not sure if other news organizations are confirming this. This appears to be the real deal (despite what Dave McOwen is saying )

Funny thing I noticed is that if you didnt know who was talking, you might mistake the rhetoric as something straight out of some of our favorite loons here in P&N.

/shrug

Are you saying he does this :thumbsdown: :| :thumbsdown: during the video?

 

[lyssword]

I'm not in the business of making good posts