What's your greatest post ever? On any message board?

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Agentbolt

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What's your greatest posting ever? Unfortunately, I don't remember mine. It was on here, it was in response to a thread, I made some lame pun and ended it with "Zing!" and there were about 3 pages of people e-clapping me on the back for it.

Probably the best one I remember was like years ago, at Hardwareforums, where I posted a picture of my computer, literally in flames. (I'd put some wood shavings in the bottom and left the side off, and took a picture right above the wood chips on fire so it looked like the whole thing had just combusted)

I was complaining that my attempt to mod a Pentium II to run Far Cry by splicing an extension cord into the socket to get a 110V overclock had failed, and asked if I needed more fans. Got a few laughs.

Come on, everyone's got a thread or a post they think was awesome. What was yours.
 
Perknose

Perknose

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My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
 
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RapidSnail

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Originally posted by: Perknose
My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
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:laugh:
 
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Rudee

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Originally posted by: Perknose
My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
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I remember that idiot. I wonder what ever happened to him.?. Agent something .... Hmm.
 
BrunoPuntzJones

BrunoPuntzJones

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A survey on the order you wash yourself in the shower.

Previous poster said:

Hair
chest
balls
ass
mouth...:p

I replied "Same order you kiss your mom?"

I really liked it for some reason, got banned for 2 weeks
 
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Agentbolt

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Originally posted by: Perknose
My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
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Aren't you elite senior mods supposed to be nice? :(
 
InflatableBuddha

InflatableBuddha

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An exchange I had with Auric in a thread about the Vancouver Olympics mascots:

Originally posted by: Auric

Some might say Canada is the figurative "taint" betwixt the UK (gentitals) and the USA (anus).
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Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha

If I understand your analogy, Canada is the prostate of the Western Male Genital Complex. Obscured by the contemptible, often toxic American media, you may occasionally forget it exists, but it feels damned good to explore.
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I need to hang around more...I'm just getting warmed up! :p
 
silverpig

silverpig

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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A survey on the order you wash yourself in the shower.

Previous poster said:

Hair
chest
balls
ass
mouth...:p

I replied "Same order you kiss your mom?"

I really liked it for some reason, got banned for 2 weeks
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lol
 
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TheoPetro

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Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A survey on the order you wash yourself in the shower.

Previous poster said:

Hair
chest
balls
ass
mouth...:p

I replied "Same order you kiss your mom?"

I really liked it for some reason, got banned for 2 weeks
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thanks for that it gave me a good laugh
 
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mattocs

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Best post? Not to sure. My favorite thread I started was the one about the goat.

I ended up not getting one. My wife found out about my plan and didn't think it was such a good idea for me to get one.
 
MrDudeMan

MrDudeMan

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Poo denial

That one was pretty good, but I didn't remember it until I found it by searching for something else.

I was 17 when I wrote that. It's embarrassing reading over it because of my posting style.
 
Perknose

Perknose

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Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Originally posted by: Perknose
My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
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Aren't you elite senior mods supposed to be nice? :(
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All the others are. Take Red Dawn, for instance. Why, just the other day he gave a complete stranger on the street a free facial reconstruction.

Myself? I was raised by temperamental wolverines in a hollow log. The fur was always flying. I was given this job solely because the other mods promised my parole officer they'd keep an eye on me, after the wolverines refused to take me back. Damn wolverines.

 
MrDudeMan

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Poo denial

That one was pretty good, but I didn't remember it until I found it by searching for something else.

I was 17 when I wrote that. It's embarrassing reading over it because of my posting style.
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I found it! Thread. DevilsAdvocate had that line in his sig for a while.
 
InflatableBuddha

InflatableBuddha

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Poo denial

That one was pretty good, but I didn't remember it until I found it by searching for something else.

I was 17 when I wrote that. It's embarrassing reading over it because of my posting style.
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Woah...I read the first reply...there's a member named Bulk Beef? And this was 5 years prior to the infamous "bulk beef" thread? :Q

/head assplodes
 
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Tiamat

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Nov 25, 2003
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Originally posted by: Perknose
My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
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:laugh:
 
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eakers

Lifer
Aug 14, 2000
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The thread where I learned the most was one I posted here early on in my anandtech days called "I think my boyfriend is going to breakup with me tonight"

we didn't break up that night but everything everyone said was absolutely right and advice from various forum members actually stayed with me when the breakup did come.

I was such a kid then.

The thread where I had the most fun was a time I posted a fake thread, then bragged on IRC about it where someone promptly posted the IRC log. This sparked a debate as to whether I really existed or not. lol.

Now nobody even knows me.
 
judasmachine

judasmachine

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I once won a temp free subscription to Fark.com because the night they did the deep impact mission coverage, I commented in the forums right after it hit, "That one was for the dinosaurs, biatch!"

Yeah I'm cool like that.
 
Ns1

Ns1

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Originally posted by: Perknose
My best post was here, a little while back. Some douche made a lame pun and, even more lamely, added "Zing" to it. He was an obvious retard.

So, a bunch of his got together and posted obviously fake e-claps for him, such as, "For a mouth breathing moron, you sure have a way with words. Adding "Zing" at the end was SUCH an original touch! You must be the poet laureate of the short bus!"

The 'tard bought it, hook, line and sinker!

Of course, most of us felt somewhat bad about making fun of a 'tard, but that passed. I think the OP now has a job as a door stop somewhere. Well, not a real job, actually. It's not like he gets paid for it or anything.
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wow, 10*. best reply ever.
 
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