Whats your Favorite Type of Tolite Paper? Why?

[KotchY]

I'd like to know what you use, to make more happy days..

 

[pac1085]

Wegmans - Septic system safe!

 

[KotchY]

I concur, nothing cleans my bottom, like Wegmans wipes

 

[Yeeny]

Sandpaper.

And BTW, what is Tolite paper? Is that something flammable?

 

[KotchY]

When i was in the Marines, the Drill guy made me use Steal wool beacause i farted while doing push ups.

 

[pac1085]

Actualy, I prefer to use Brillo Pads! They actualy work. SOS!

 

[KotchY]

SOS ARE FAR BETTER

 

[Linh]

whatever TP my roommate happens to buy

 

[Zorro]

STEEL WOOL :Q

 

[fluxquantum]

i prefer "don't squeeze the charmon"..heh heh

 

[JellyBaby]

Excellent thread! Charmin Ultra Double Rolls. Your bunghole deserves no less than the absolute best.

 

[Valhalla1]

wtf is wegmans? never heard of that

 

[sweetrobin]

whatever is in bulk and the biggest deal ...

 

[pac1085]

Wegmans is a grocerey store thats VERY popular all over the state of New York. They were ranked #2 in a national grocery store evaluation thing...

 

[JellyBaby]

<< whatever is in bulk and the biggest deal ... >>

Ouch, may was well use maple leaves!

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

I prefer unused TP, it's just cleaner that way.

 

[Zorro]

Circuit City sales flyer..

 

[Azraele]

LOL, this thread is too much :Q
I used to use that tree bark they called TP in college, but now I use the soft stuff

 

[JellyBaby]

Azraele,

And you're a better person for it! It's surprising but good TP really changes your outlook on life. Once having found Charmin Ultra Double Rolls I don't even look at other brands anymore. Charmin is all I need and more.

 

[apoppin]

Scott. Septic tank safe and 1,000 sheets per roll (almost equal to 4 rolls in one).

 

[pac1085]

!!!!!
!!B!!
!!U!!
!!M!!
!!P!!
!!!!!

 

[PCAddict]

My favorite type is the ass-gasket. It protects me from disease/filth when I am forced to take a dump in a public place.

 

[KotchY]

 

[SSP]

Another vote for Sandpaper.

 

[perry]

<< whatever TP my roommate happens to buy >>



When I lived in a townhouse with 5 other guys I swear I was the only person that bought TP. We had 5 bathrooms, 6 guys. If one of them ran out, they'd go tear through my bathroom looking for TP. But I wised up after a few months of that and started hiding the TP in my bedroom behind my bed.

Current roommates have been known to go through my room looking for the TP. I swear, that stuff is like a commodity. They'll run to the gas station to buy cigarettes, but won't buy their own TP. Pisses me off sometimes.