WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHPARK QUOTE?

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human2k

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Jun 21, 2001
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From the new "red man's greed" episode:

Casino host:
I'm afraid minors cannot go on to the casinos gaming floor.
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Cartman:
I'm not a minor dumbass, your see a shovel in hands?
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Awesome episode, where do they come with this sh!t? My favorite part of the episode is when they win enough money to save their homes from the casino but then they decide to get rich and lose it all.


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polm

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May 24, 2001
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"their money flows out of them like diarreah from the buffalo"
 
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spidey07

No Lifer
Aug 4, 2000
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anything said by cartman.

"killer..........weak.............sweet.................killer, weak-sweet"

 
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a7berwill

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May 31, 2001
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"Follow your dreams. You can reach your goal, I'm living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!" - Cartman in Weight Gain 4000
 
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brtspears2

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Nov 16, 2000
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From Ep 301 - Rainforest Schamforest

"God damn stupid hippie activists, I should be home nestled in the couch with my Mr. Kitty watching Bad Abbot cartoons..." -Cartman

On a side note, anyone happen to know the song in Ep603-Asspen, around minute 16-17.
 
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Wallydraigle

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Nov 27, 2000
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My favorite is, "Shari, help me! It burns, it burns!" as spoken by Lampchop after Garrison cut her off of Shari's arm and torched her on a barbeque.
 
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SilverThief

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May 20, 2000
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Cartman: "Mom, kitty is being a dildo!"

Cartmans's Mom: "I know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight"
 
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anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
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The Mole: What do you think this is kid? T.V. kiddie hour where we all stand around and lick Barney the dinosaur [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted].

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councilor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my ba***?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BA***?
Stan: Holy s***, dude.

Hennifer Lopez: Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben.
 
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Martin

Lifer
Jan 15, 2000
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From Krazy Kriples

Guy: "Yo, hommie Gs, say hello to our newest members Four Legs and Roller. Yo, go put on some beats"
<other guys starts to walk funny>
Jimmy: "wow, they must be REALLY cripled"
 
BD231

BD231

Lifer
Feb 26, 2001
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"Down like'a clown charlie- buh buh buhhhhhhh"

The stuter at the end while the cripplied child tries to say Brown was SOOOO frikin funny, I can't stop laughing at it.

I also like the one where cartman dose the Godfather scene out in the middle of a lake, and tries to kill Kyle with a Whiffle Bat.

Cartman hits Kyle over the head with whiffle bat:

Kyle

"What the hell are you doing Cartman"

Cartman

"I'm killing you Kyle, but all I could afford was a whiffle bat so this is gonna take a while" Thwap Thwap Thwap
 
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Rob9874

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Nov 7, 1999
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My favorites are not PC, and I'm afraid I represent my employer with my signature. So I abstain. Not sure why I even posted.
 
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