WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHPARK QUOTE?

[her209]

"OMG, they killed Cartman."

and

"Everyone with a Grandma please step forward. Not so fast girls."

 

[gagan512]

"dont make fun of Kenney, he's dead"
"you can make of of something serious after 22.3 years !"
"its been 22.3 since AIDS existed, we can now officially make fun of it !"

all in same episode... the 'aides' one.

 

[Snipa]

"You shouldn't a done that. He's just a boy. Poor lil' feller!" - Cartman acting like Slingblade in the Towelie Episode.

"These Jag-wires can be real mean". - Cartman acting like the Croc Hunter in the Prehistoric Man episode

"It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again" - Cartman in Bebie's Boobs episode

"What's up guys. I was just down in the SPC, kickin' it on the west si-eede" - Ghetto Cartman

"Kenny, if you don't stop being so poor, I'm gonna start hucking rocks at you!" - Cartman

 

[BDawg]

Cartman, you can't just show up at a Civil War re-enactment dressed like General Lee!

Really? Because it looks like I just did.

 

[djdrastic]

Favorite Words

"TITS¡¨ Tooth Fairy's tats
"You're the worst character EVA " <--tells Towelie
"I hate you Kenny" From the Movie

* Rainforest Schmainforrest
GGWK Councilor "I've heard about you, you don't respect nature or other cultures"
Cartman " Yeah pretty much"

"Bill Cosby's just gonna kick down the door after he has sex with your mom"
"Because I hate you guys , I hate you guys so very very much" Red Badge of Gayness
"No we I can't come to practice , because Kyle¡¦s got <what> oh Date Rape Psychosis"
"Don't Care, Don't Care , Don't Care" Towelie
"Meecrob"
"You're Breaking My Balls¡¨
¡§It¡¦s Coming Right for us ¡¨
Receptionist ?³ Aren¡¦t you that fat little kid from Jerry McGuire ?
Cartman ¡V Sure , whatever
Receptionist ?³Boy you¡¦ve gotten fat
Cartman ?³Hey !!!!

Kyle ¡§I don¡¦t think I¡¦m going to like the New Eric Cartman ¡§
Stan ¡§Did you like the old one ?¡¨
Kyle ¡§Good Point¡¨
¡§Attention ,shoppers outside we have cripple fight , cripple fight outside¡¨
¡§Attention people , the first 20 people that buy a orange smoothie , will win a free Nissan Sentra¡¨


There¡¦s bound to be some wrong words in these quotes , some of those ep¡¦s are a bit old





I can't remember the exact wording of that episode , there's another part where they want to convince Kenny to give them his teeth , funniest this EVA"

 

[Furor]

almost forgot about this one..

the great sh!t episode

"hey there, shitty shitty i love you i love you, shitty shitty i love you i love you, how do you do"