What's your favorite snapper reference?

[shilala]

I tend to call the holiest-of-holies by "beaver" or "monkey".
I shy away from tuna references.
The best reference I ever heard was George Carlin when he said "that thing looks like your grandpa eating ice cream".
Whatt ya got?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

a different topic, but I love the term "sweater kittens"

 

[cherrytwist]

In reference to an unattractive stripper who was displaying her goods, a buddy referred to her holiest of holies as:


a giant pink bat

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I referred to one as a "bat cave".....there was room for Alfred, Robn, and the whole gang in there...

 

[dug777]

'pussy' always did it for me...

 

[Anubis]

axe wound

 

[ActuaryTm]

Rather complete summary.

 

[amicold]

Snapper, cooch, pussy, vertical smile, snatch, etc...

 

[squirrel dog]

"MooseKitty"

 

[meltdown75]

good: cooter
bad: poontang
ugly: sausage wallet

 

[captains]

 

[BrokenVisage]

wise and beautiful woman.

 

[moshquerade]

my yum-yum

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

This is what you refer to it as, or what others refer to it as?

(or both?)

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ActuaryTm

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

This is what you refer to it as, or what others refer to it as?

(or both?)

i call it that, but others have too

 

[middlehead]

Thursday, July 22, 2004

It's a curse to have my mind...
This afternoon, I was minding my own business at work and doing some research regarding heart ailments at HeartInfo.org. This is exactly where I was when my eyes darted to an article entitled:

SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT STORE BOUGHT RED SNAPPERS

For enlightened souls, a snapper is a fish. For those unenlightened souls, a snapper is another word for a vagina. I learned this from George Carlin who does a hilarious bit on Snapper Lawnmowers. His definition is:

"A snapper comes from the term 'snapping pvssy' which is a particular type of pvssy with good, strong, muscle contraction that can grab on to you and give you a decent fvck"

I hear he'll be making a cameo in Websters Dictionary.

Now, the term "fish" also relates to female organs, and if you need an explanation....go ask your mom. This explains why in the middle of my work day I burst out laughing when I read:

"Red snapper is the most sought-after snapper species and has the highest prices, and many people, including me, believe it tastes best."

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

Whoa....you can taste it? Flexible.......



Sorry

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

Whoa....you can taste it? Flexible.......



Sorry

i have.

you figure that one out.

 

[meltdown75]

the temperature just rose dramatically in here. :sun:

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

Whoa....you can taste it? Flexible.......



Sorry

i have.

you figure that one out.

:camera:'s?

 

[CreativeTom]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

I bet it is.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: moshquerade
my yum-yum

Whoa....you can taste it? Flexible.......



Sorry

i have.

you figure that one out.

I think I did, kinda upset that I did :disgust:

 

[shilala]

I'm kind of partial to "bucket", too.

 

[Siva]

chocha

or THE CHOCHE

 

[shilala]

...attempt to recover this thread from the Mosh hijacking...