What's your favorite quote...

[b0mbrman]

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made"
- M. Facklam

This one always makes me sad for some reason

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: notfred

Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
I drank what?
-- Socrates

Anyone who would get why that makes sense at all would also get how wrong it is.

:laugh:

 

[FleshLight]

Frailty: Thy name is woMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN - Hamlet

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
The signature says it all.

Did your signature used to say something a little deeper than " Porkchop sandwiches"?

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
stick out your left hand

:laugh:

 

[bigredguy]

"It's in my raccoon wounds!" - Peter Griffin.

 

[shilala]

It's either "Carpe Diem" or "Fvck off in your hat".

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: shilala
It's either "Carpe Diem" or "Fvck off in your hat".

Source o' the latter?

 

[Ozoned]

Semper Fidelis

 

[JoeKing]

see sig

 

[drd55]

So how much do you charge i know a great hotel

 

[Mucho]

hmmm...

 

[arcenite]

Fvck you.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Wit is educated insolence ~ Aristotle

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I'm sure there is an origin.

"Nosce te ipsum"

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: shilala
It's either "Carpe Diem" or "Fvck off in your hat".

Source o' the latter?

My old man. Fvck off in your hat or fvck off in your helmet are equal and are completely interchangeable.
I have no idea what either means, but it doesn't make them any less poetic.
I use a couple others he taught me, too.
The kids : "Where's Mom?"
Dad : "Up Mike's, down Jakes, where ya get the hot pancakes".
Over the years, he fine tuned that to "Up Mike's ass to get a ham samwich".
His best answer in the last 5 years...
Anyone : "Whatcha doin?"
Dad : "Living on the edge."
I love that. You can't beat a good smart ass comment.

 

[UNCjigga]

"The sex was great!" - your mom

 

[BillyBatson]

"you come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly," Sam Keen


more than 22 but live with it!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
I'm sure there is an origin.

"Nosce te ipsum"

On the Temple of Apollo @ Delphi, I think.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Admiral Ackbar: "It's a trap!"