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What's your favorite movie quote?

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IronWing said:
Repo Man
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Otto Plettschner, Rent-A-Cop: Don't you say fuck you to me! Don't you know who I am?

Otto: Yeah, you're Plettschner.

Otto Plettschner, Rent-A-Cop: You're fuckin' right I'm Plettschner! Otto Plettschner! Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! You little scumbag! I worked five years in a slaughterhouse, and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!

Otto: So what?

Otto Plettschner, Rent-A-Cop: So what? So never say fuck you to me! Because you haven't earned the right yet!

Otto: Fuck you Plettschner.
 
Burgess Meredith as Grandpa Gutafson:

"Kids. Can't live with them, can't shoot them."

Or, of course, any of a couple of dozen from Full Metal Jacket.
 
The Hot Rod in "They Live"

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum."
 
This is and will always be my favorite.

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!
 
"Mine hit the ground first!"
"Mine was taller."

Snaky: “Looks like we're shy one horse.”
Harmonica: (shaking his head) “You brought two too many.” ...
 
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