Whats your favorite moderator quote?

NoStateofMind

Diamond Member
Oct 14, 2005
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I like to read the quotes people put in thier sigs from mods. My favorite has to be:

Rage187,

You are lucky you edited that out before my finger hit the nuke button.

AnandTech Moderator



Whats yours?
 

DaTT

Garage Moderator
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Feb 13, 2003
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I like the one in my sig. It was made especially for me.
 

b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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LOL, I totally agree. The moderators are so funny always.

I respect them and want to emulate their ways :heart:
 

WT

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Sep 21, 2000
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Modding a forum is a part time job, modding THIS forum is a full time job. Kudos to the gang behind the curtain for their efforts.

No mod quotes ... sorry ... continue on.
 

acegazda

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May 14, 2006
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This is anandtech.com not screwucousin.com.

God, I need a body condom to work here.


hehe... gets me every time :D
 

Ika

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Mar 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: acegazda
This is anandtech.com not screwucousin.com.

God, I need a body condom to work here.


hehe... gets me every time :D

hahaha, that's near the top of the list
 

Jeff7

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Jan 4, 2001
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If you quote me, I shall ban you powerfully than you can possibly imagine.
 

tbike06

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Jan 9, 2006
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I like the one where they say " You got in before the lock, but you didnt get out before the ban." :laugh:
 

KeithP

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Jun 15, 2000
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shes shorter than my c*ck.

Does she work in a circus? Because I've never seen a 2 inch woman before.
AnandTech Moderator

Actually, if you think about it, that comment doesn't really work as an insult. A 2 inch woman would be shorter than something 3 inches long, of course, it is also shorter than something 30 inches long. The mod is trying to imply the shortness of the appendage in question but his comment doesn't do that.

What he should have said was "She must have a job in circus. She can't be more than 2 inches tall."

-KeithP
 

Captante

Lifer
Oct 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: tbike06
I like the one where they say " You got in before the lock, but you didnt get out before the ban." :laugh:

Forgot about that one! :D