What's your favorite Dave Chapelle quote?

[anxi80]

"i'm very upset about what you said about my coat. i made it outta your mother's pubic hair."

 

[Vic]

I can't pick a single quote at the moment, but let me just say that the Black Blind White Supremacist is the greatest comedy sketch of all time.

 

[blurredvision]

Lots of good ones from when he was playing playstation with the cancer kid. "Somebody call the nurse....I need a witness!!!!"

 

[Kromis]

I'm Rick James, bitch!

Originally posted by: TheNinja
What?!!

YE-AH!!

OK!!

Lol, Lil Jon is funny too!

 

[homercles337]

Rick James: Cocaine.......its a helluva drug.

 

[fstime]

fvck yo couch n*gga


Dave's show is STILL funny after so long, I love watching the re-runs.

Greatest comedy show EVER!


EDIT: Now this is before Wesley Snipes, we was the darkest n*ggas arround back then

 

[GregGreen]

Ice T announcing Playa Hata Nominees: The nominees are... Buck Nasty. Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little ******. The next nominee is... Pit Bull. Pit Bull is nominated for calling the cops on his drug-dealing neighbors, not because it was the right thing to do, but just 'cause he was jealous of all the money they was makin'. And the final nominee is... Silky Johnston. Silky Johnston is nominated for calling in a bomb threat at the Special Olympics.

Charlie Murphy: We can call it the shirts vs the blouses. *prince cries* I don't know what he was crying about. He knew where he got that shirt and it certainly wasn't in the men's department

IT'LL GET YA DRUNK

 

[JasonCoder]

How about the skit with the white family with the last name Ni**er.

 

[dotcom173]

Fvck your couch

 

[TheNinja]

The gay KKK guy "It's hot like the dickens in here"

 

[HybridSquirrel]

Originally posted by: JRich
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

qfint

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: mchammer187
Game, blouses.

:thumbsup: