What's your favorite Dave Chapelle quote?

[AznSensation]

What's your favorite Dave Chapelle quote?

Here are some of mine:

1. Is this 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?
2. What's up MTV! Come on in you broke mutha %$##ers.
3. Why won't you purify yourselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

 

[StevenYoo]

This bores me.

Who's up for a game of basketball?

How about you and your crew.... vs. me.... and the Revolution.

 

[JRich]

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

 

[AznSensation]

'yo couch!

 

[dbk]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *itch?

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: AznSensation
'yo couch!

Wasnt it "f*ck your couch n*gger"?

 

[tweakmm]

All of them. That man was a comedic genius.
"It's a celebration bitches" is high up there, along with:
"Think about it, who are the five greatest rappers of all time?
Dylon; Dylon; Dylon; Dylon; Dylon"

 

[mwtgg]

I love the one that's poorly paraphrased.

 

[effowe]

Sheriff of Rottingham: I was angry at you before Locksley, but now I'm really pissed off!
Achoo: Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!

 

[keeleysam]

Why? Because fvck 'em, that's why.

 

[xanis]

"Hey Joe Rogan, lemme tell you a little somethin' about myself that you may not know.... I smoke rocks!"

 

[zylander]

Not from the Chappell show, but sitll Chappell;

"Dr. said I need a back-e-otome...He had sex with my mama...why!! I'm impetent..get away from me bitch!"

 

[GhettoFob]

konichiwa bitches

 

[Dritnul]

Originally posted by: ornament
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a *itch?

 

[Snakexor]

wtf is juice?

ITS GRAPE DRINK NI**A!!

 

[TheNinja]

What?!!

YE-AH!!

OK!!

 

[Nohr]

Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!

 

[kstu]

Originally posted by: Snakexor
wtf is juice?

ITS GRAPE DRINK NI**A!!

:laugh::laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJYTz0jwJE

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: Xanis
"Hey Joe Rogan, lemme tell you a little somethin' about myself that you may not know.... I smoke rocks!"

That's is always one of my favorites..

Or

"Leonard Washington don't get butt-naked for nobody"

or

"What you need is a chap stick and a set of trousers.. Roll the dice and start the game ya ashy muthafuka.."

or from the Harlem barbershop

"Ey yo....... SHUT. THE FVCK. UP!"

and the infamous

"BOOM POW SAPRIZE!"

and so one..

 

[mrSHEiK124]

"That was weeks ago n***a!"
"F*ck yo couch n***a; f*ck yo couch!" followed by "...but what am I gonna do about my LEEEEEEEEEGS Charlie Murphy?! They shoulda never gave you n***as money!"

 

[Jinru]

Originally posted by: Snakexor
wtf is juice?

ITS GRAPE DRINK NI**A!!

LMAO, thats from the stand up comedy show he did on HBO. My other favorite part was the Limo and drug dealing baby.

 

[mchammer187]

Game, blouses.

 

[chrisms]

WIDE NOSES, BREATHIN' ALL THE WHITE MAN'S AIR!

 

[ScottFern]

I don't like to fvck with Africa, cuz people be starvin' and that sh!t just ain't balla to me!

 

[RMSistight]

OH SALLY! IT'S NOT WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO ME, IT'S WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO OPRAH! MY SEED SON! TAAAAHAHAHHAA. I'M RICH, BITCH!!!! HAHAHHAHAA...

Oh and I almost forgot. Guys, remember your spirits.....(farts) HAHHAHAHA....oh man I sprayed.....