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What's your best "I missed work/the exam because..." excuse?

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imported_Tomato

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Forget "I'm feeling sick" or "My fish passed away"... what are your best "I missed work/I missed the exam/I didn't finish the paper in time" excuses?
 
"I missed class today, because the kitchen flooded with 3 inches of water from the kitchen sink" Actually heard that one in school last year.
 
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.
 
Originally posted by: LordSegan
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.
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Originally posted by: LordSegan
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.
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How is that even possible? You can just push the bar that connects the two knobs out the other side and use some other object to turn the latch. Just about anything would work. Screwdriver, a key, a pen. They had to have something in that room that could be used to open the door. I have 3 different things in my pocket right now that I could concievably open a "broken" door with.

😕
 
Originally posted by: Kyteland
Originally posted by: LordSegan
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.
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How is that even possible? You can just push the bar that connects the two knobs out the other side and use some other object to turn the latch. Just about anything would work. Screwdriver, a key, a pen. They had to have something in that room that could be used to open the door. I have 3 different things in my pocket right now that I could concievably open a "broken" door with.

😕
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I have no idea -- I wasnt there. But the guy weighs 2.5 bucks, so I assume he would have found a way to open the door in the 10 hours he was in there if it could have been opened.
 
i worked in an office once where two ladies kept yelling at each other and going into the conference room slamming the door then they would yell at each other then come back out....

they did this for the most part of the day

all of a sudden i get a call and its them inside the conference room..apparently from all the slamming the door stuck...not sure why.....

all i remember was laughing my ass off and having to take out the hinge pins to get them out...and tryign not to laugh when they came out.
 
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i worked in an office once where two ladies kept yelling at each other and going into the conference room slamming the door then they would yell at each other then come back out....

they did this for the most part of the day

all of a sudden i get a call and its them inside the conference room..apparently from all the slamming the door stuck...not sure why.....

all i remember was laughing my ass off and having to take out the hinge pins to get them out...and tryign not to laugh when they came out.
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Two go in, one comes out!
 
"fatique because of a long night of hot sex"

teachers response,

"your hand must have been far to tired to take it then."
 
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