What's your best "I missed work/the exam because..." excuse?

[imported_Tomato]

Forget "I'm feeling sick" or "My fish passed away"... what are your best "I missed work/I missed the exam/I didn't finish the paper in time" excuses?

 

[Anubis]

explosive diarrhea

 

[SilentRavens]

"I missed class today, because the kitchen flooded with 3 inches of water from the kitchen sink" Actually heard that one in school last year.

 

[MetalMat]

I got shot.

 

[xXped0thugXx]

i had more important things to take care of, you know, drinking.

 

[OS]

i blew up my car

 

[Deleted member 4644]

One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.

 

[cw42]

Originally posted by: Anubis
explosive diarrhea

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.

:Q

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: LordSegan
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.

How is that even possible? You can just push the bar that connects the two knobs out the other side and use some other object to turn the latch. Just about anything would work. Screwdriver, a key, a pen. They had to have something in that room that could be used to open the door. I have 3 different things in my pocket right now that I could concievably open a "broken" door with.

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: LordSegan
One of my employees last year missed turning in an important research paper in his class because he got locked in his room when his doorknob broke off. He had the repair recepit as proof.

How is that even possible? You can just push the bar that connects the two knobs out the other side and use some other object to turn the latch. Just about anything would work. Screwdriver, a key, a pen. They had to have something in that room that could be used to open the door. I have 3 different things in my pocket right now that I could concievably open a "broken" door with.

I have no idea -- I wasnt there. But the guy weighs 2.5 bucks, so I assume he would have found a way to open the door in the 10 hours he was in there if it could have been opened.

 

[CraigRT]

dead battery in my car... i dunno i guess that's the best

 

[Electric Amish]

I overslept after banging your wife.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I overslept after banging your wife.

 

[BooGiMaN]

i worked in an office once where two ladies kept yelling at each other and going into the conference room slamming the door then they would yell at each other then come back out....

they did this for the most part of the day

all of a sudden i get a call and its them inside the conference room..apparently from all the slamming the door stuck...not sure why.....

all i remember was laughing my ass off and having to take out the hinge pins to get them out...and tryign not to laugh when they came out.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i worked in an office once where two ladies kept yelling at each other and going into the conference room slamming the door then they would yell at each other then come back out....

they did this for the most part of the day

all of a sudden i get a call and its them inside the conference room..apparently from all the slamming the door stuck...not sure why.....

all i remember was laughing my ass off and having to take out the hinge pins to get them out...and tryign not to laugh when they came out.

Two go in, one comes out!

 

[biffbacon]

i ate the thing in the beef jerky package that says do not eat

 

[Schadenfroh]

"fatique because of a long night of hot sex"

teachers response,

"your hand must have been far to tired to take it then."

 

[newbiepcuser]

I'm currently handcuffed and the gang unit is at my house. The sheriff is holding the phone for me.

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

I felt like watching shrek on divx

 

[mchammer187]

G&L

 

[virtuamike]

Sex. True story.