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Whats your all time favorite SNL skit?

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-the one hilarious sketch from the altogether crappy Bob Saget episode is "World's Funniest Hate Videos". I just love the part where Chris Farley is dressed like a militia guy, and he's climbing over the fence "Oops my gun" *close-up of his face* BAM!!!!! it explodes all over the place. Bwahahahaha that makes me LMAO

-the car commercial with Jeanine Garofolo playing an engineer type..... The Enigma, I think? "We tried everything.... 2 doors, 4 doors, 6 doors. We even had a design with one big door" <whisper>one.. big.. door</whisper> "One of our designs was the safest car ever designed. The other was designed to shatter on impact, throwing its occupants as far as 150 feet."

-Land Shark

-I forgot exactly how it goes, but it's pretty old (70's?) and I think it might be called "dating tips for the horribly insecure" or something like that. The whole thing is basically a woman talking to the camera.... a guy comes on for part of it too. I can't remember the details well enough 🙁 Anyway it's incredibly funny. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
 
The Fun with Real Audio one, where they replaced the last scene of Casablanca and the looped in farts. I've only seen it once, but I almost died from not being able to breathe cuz I was laughing too hard.
 
Originally posted by: bizmark
-the one hilarious sketch from the altogether crappy Bob Saget episode is "World's Funniest Hate Videos". I just love the part where Chris Farley is dressed like a militia guy, and he's climbing over the fence "Oops my gun" *close-up of his face* BAM!!!!! it explodes all over the place. Bwahahahaha that makes me LMAO

-the car commercial with Jeanine Garofolo playing an engineer type..... The Enigma, I think? "We tried everything.... 2 doors, 4 doors, 6 doors. We even had a design with one big door" <whisper>one.. big.. door</whisper> "One of our designs was the safest car ever designed. The other was designed to shatter on impact, throwing its occupants as far as 150 feet."

-Land Shark

-I forgot exactly how it goes, but it's pretty old (70's?) and I think it might be called "dating tips for the horribly insecure" or something like that. The whole thing is basically a woman talking to the camera.... a guy comes on for part of it too. I can't remember the details well enough 🙁 Anyway it's incredibly funny. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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The Paradigm! 😀 I love that commercial, and can't seem to find it anywhere.

There's too many to name...Happy Fun Ball, Chess for Girls, Big Red always cracks me up.

One of my all time favorite skits was with Robert Downey Jr. He played a DJ, Mr. Music...😀

Forgot to mention Mr. No-Depth-Perception. It's funny 'cause it's true! There's a guy in our house who acts like him.

Oh, man, edited again:

Who could forget Sprockets? That weird dream sequence..."Whore...Nun...Whorenun..."
 
Originally posted by: bizmark
-the one hilarious sketch from the altogether crappy Bob Saget episode is "World's Funniest Hate Videos". I just love the part where Chris Farley is dressed like a militia guy, and he's climbing over the fence "Oops my gun" *close-up of his face* BAM!!!!! it explodes all over the place. Bwahahahaha that makes me LMAO

-the car commercial with Jeanine Garofolo playing an engineer type..... The Enigma, I think? "We tried everything.... 2 doors, 4 doors, 6 doors. We even had a design with one big door" <whisper>one.. big.. door</whisper> "One of our designs was the safest car ever designed. The other was designed to shatter on impact, throwing its occupants as far as 150 feet."

-Land Shark

-I forgot exactly how it goes, but it's pretty old (70's?) and I think it might be called "dating tips for the horribly insecure" or something like that. The whole thing is basically a woman talking to the camera.... a guy comes on for part of it too. I can't remember the details well enough 🙁 Anyway it's incredibly funny. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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HAHA the funniest hate videos killed me. They have the Klan guy catching himself on fire and Chris Farley shooting himself in the face.

PAB- The Gerald Ford skit was one of the best ever. I have the audio clip somewhere around here...
 
Found the text of the skit and you can find the audio on Kazaa

Tom Brokaw: Okay, who are we up to?
Voice of Producer: Uh.. we're still on Presidents. gerald ford.
Tom Brokaw: gerald ford? Well, he's in good shape..
Voice of Producer: Just covering our bases, Tom. You never know..
Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ graphic of gerald ford, "1913-1996" appears over Tom's left shoulder ] "gerald ford dead today at the age of 83."
Voice of Producer: Okay, good. Annd, one for next year.
Tom Brokaw: Alright.. [ graphic of gerald ford, "1913-1997" ] "gerald ford dead today, at age 84."
Voice of Producer: Uh.. a little sadder.
Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ sad ] "gerald ford dead today.. at age 84.."
Voice of Producer: That was good. Good.
Tom Brokaw: Okay, what now?
Voice of Producer: Now let's do one for if he's shot.
Tom Brokaw: Well, what are the chances of that?
Voice of Producer: We're just covering contingencies.
Tom Brokaw: I mean, it just seems that gerald ford..
Voice of Producer: Look - you're the one who wants to spend the whole winter in Barbados, okay? Now, we gotta be ready with something, just in case. Alright, Tom?
Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ graphic of gerald ford, "1913-1996" ] "gerald ford shot dead today, at age 83."
Voice of Producer: Uh.. add the word "senseless".
Tom Brokaw: Alright. "gerald ford shot dead today, at the senseless age of 83."
Voice of Producer: Um.. uh..
Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. "gerald ford shot senselessly dead, at the age of 83."
Voice of Producer: Good, good.. Okay, now suicide.
Tom Brokaw: What?!
Voice of Producer: Just read it!
Tom Brokaw: Alright. "gerald ford dead today, after jupming out of an office building, senselessly."
Voice of Producer: That's a nice touch. Okay, moving on.
Tom Brokaw: Okay. "gerald ford dead today, from an overdose of crack cocaine."
Voice of Producer: Good, good.. Next.
Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of gerald ford and a commuter plane ] "Stunning news from Michigan, as former President gerald ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane."
Voice of Producer: Good. One take.
Tom Brokaw: Alright, we got it?
Voice of Producer: No. We've got "eaten by wolves".
Tom Brokaw: What? Now, come on!
Voice of Producer: Just read it!
Tom Brokaw: gerald ford isn't gonna be eaten by wolves!
Voice of Producer: Taft was.
Tom Brokaw: Really? Taft?
Voice of Producer: Uh.. yeah.
Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ graphic of Ford surrounded by a pair ofg wolves ] "Tragedy today, as former President gerald ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious." Now.. now, that's just superfluous, you know?
Voice of Producer: It's a former President, Tom. What do you say - he's not delicious?
Tom Brokaw: Alright, fine.. what's next?
Voice of Producer: The double story.
Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of Ford and map of France ] "A fireball destroyed France today, and gerald ford is dead." Now, what are the odds of that?
Voice of Producer: Fine. We'll get Stone Phillips to do it. You know, I'm sure Stone Phillips would be thrilled to break a story like that!
Tom Brokaw: Alright. Let's keep moving.. [ graphic of Ford and the corpse of Richard Nixon ] "Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald For to death."
Voice of Producer: Excellent.
Tom Brokaw: Alright. [ graphic of Ford and circus lion ] "gerald ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store."
Voice of Producer: Good. Next.
Tom Brokaw: Alright. "gerald ford is dead today, and I'm gay." Now, wait a minute!
Voice of Producer: What? That'd be a huge story - Ford dying, and you coming out!
Tom Brokaw: But I'm not gay!
Voice of Producer: Today you're not gay, you know.. but then one day you wake up, you like men, and gerald ford dies, and we're screwed. Everyone's hearing about it from Dan Rather!
Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. what's this for?
[ graphic of gerald ford and the Zimbabwee flag appears ]
Voice of Producer: Alright, this one's for if we're invaded by Zimbabwee.
Tom Brokaw: Would I still be the anchor if Zimbabwee invaded us?
Voice of Producer: Yeah.. if you break the gerald ford story, you will..
Tom Brokaw: Alright. "Hola bambe, hungala dimba gerald ford.. *click* *click* *click* *click* ..hola bambe, allah bumba bubba hulla humba hey."
Voice of Producer: Very nice. Very nice. A little sadder, please.
Tom Brokaw: Alright, alright.. [ sadly ] "Hola bambe, hungala dimba gerald ford.. *click* *click* ..hola bambe.."
 
CHRIS FARLEY- MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER
You're gona end up eating a steady diet of government cheese....and livin' in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVERrrrrrr!
🙂😀
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It's the second one from the bottom.
 
Celebrity jeopardy for sure, then any skit involving Norm MacDonald as Bob Dole.


Bob Dole: Who the hell ate my peanut butter?! Peanut butter!

Chris: I guess I did. Why?

Bob Dole: Yeah, well, now it's gone! Next time, ask! Nobody eats Bob Dole's peanut butter without asking!

Chris: Whatever..

[ cut to Annabel summarizing the scene ]

Annabel: Bob needed to work on his "people skills"..

[ cut back to the scene ]

Bob Dole: You wanna chip in, that's a different story. Otherwise, keep your grubby hands out of Bob Dole's peanut butter!

😀 😀
 
Oh man, soo many good ones.


Does anyone remember the "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" DVD release commercial? OH MY GOD, that was freaking hilarious. If anyone knows where I can get that, PLEASE TELL ME!!!!

-Blue Oyster Cult Behind the Music

-The Mango skit with David Duchovny, it also has Matt Lauer fantasizing about Al Roker.

-All Celebrity Jeopardy's

-All Matt Foley's, the Motivational Speaker




There are soo many, I'm sure I forgot a bunch.




KeyserSoze

 
Adam Sandler's name is Asswipe (pronounced Az-wee-pay) and he's trying to think of a name for his kid so that his kid won't be picked on in school.

The scarlet letter spoof where 2 different scarlet lettered women come to town, BJ and 3WAY (or something like that)

The kid's show where 3 people are wearing letters (U, C, and K) that stand for something. Then, another person comes in with F for friendship and they start to rearrange the letter and the host keeps trying to prevent it.
 
Originally posted by: Millennium
Gerald Ford dead today...
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I liked that one too, but I also liked them doing CBS's Dan Rather naming off people that has Anthrax...and that he also ...Now...has ...anthrax..
 
Robet - "Jingleheimer Junction" ?

my favorites -
The Church Lady (Dana Carvey), especially the Christmas one - rearranges the letters in "Santa" to reveal "SATAN?" and the term "naughty nether regions"

Land Shark (knock, "Who is it?" .......... "Candygram" ........"ummm, ok.....")

anything with Gilda Radner

Garrett Morris singing "Danny Boy" - not funny, but great anyway
 
The kid's show where 3 people are wearing letters (U, C, and K) that stand for something. Then, another person comes in with F for friendship and they start to rearrange the letter and the host keeps trying to prevent it.
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OH MAN, that was great. It was Tim Meadows that was the Train Conductor. It was called Jingleheimer Junction or something like that. They ahve the three letters, and they introduct Will Ferrell's character whose "F" on his shirt stood for FRIENDSHIP. And every time he would stand at the left, their shirts would spell....."F**K". The BEST part of this sketch is when Tim Meadows DIVES from the platform from behind on to Will Ferrel. That's HILARIOUS!!!!




KeyserSoze

 
Originally posted by: Don_Vito
I have to go with Christopher Walken as the Blue Oyster Cult record producer - "I've got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell!"
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My senior quote. Gotta love that skit.
 
How about Adam Sandler "Canteen Boy" ? I thought it was hilarious the way Alec Baldwin cuddled up to him and put his head on Adam's shoulder saying "Make me laugh Canteen Boy..."

There are just too many good ones-
 
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