What's wrong with you?

[MagicConch]

I'm a guy and I enjoy watching the show Desperate Houswives.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: MagicConch
I'm a guy and I enjoy watching the show Desperate Houswives.

 

[walla]

uhh i have cold urticaria...

 

[Spike]

I can lick my elbow...

-spike

 

[Ikonomi]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I can't stand people waving pointy objects withing about 5 feet of my eyes. My eyes literally start hurting and i have to look away.

I have a big aversion to worms of any kind. That photoshop'ed pick of teh boob with the little worms sticking out phased me more than goatse or tb.

That was like a lotus seed pod or something.

Wait, found a pic: http://xinsheng.net/xs/images/2003-8-9-lotus-seed.jpg

 

[Horus]

I'm a compulsive buyer. I'm absolutely horrible. I went to the computer store to buy my dad a new Wireless G cardbus adapter, and I walked out with the adapter...




AND A 500 DOLLAR VIDEO CARD.

 

[Megatomic]

I have a horrible sunburn and I spent too much time checking out MILFs at the waterpark on Sunday. No permanent problems to speak of, at least none that I didn't opt for in the first place.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

I drink to much... I drink alone... I buy crap to make myself happy.

I have chest pains sometimes and doctors don't know what it is and i seem to be allergic to certain foods which I don't know which.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Ikonomi

Originally posted by: Mo0o
I can't stand people waving pointy objects withing about 5 feet of my eyes. My eyes literally start hurting and i have to look away.

I have a big aversion to worms of any kind. That photoshop'ed pick of teh boob with the little worms sticking out phased me more than goatse or tb.

That was like a lotus seed pod or something.

Wait, found a pic: http://xinsheng.net/xs/images/2003-8-9-lotus-seed.jpg

Yhea, i saw it on snopes.

 

[Nitemare]

I get an erection at teh site of bewbies


and I like to poke fat people with a stick until they giggle.

 

[CRXican]

I spend too much money on my car

 

[MaxDepth]

My feet smell like Doritos.

 

[Megatomic]

Oh shoot, Jnettty99 reminded me that I have acid reflux disease. Thanks to prilosec otc I don't suffer any more though, that's why it was possible for me to forget.

 

[IGBT]

..I greese the handles of shopping carts muwhaha..nobody ever has a rag wit them.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
Oh shoot, Jnettty99 reminded me that I have acid reflux disease. Thanks to prilosec otc I don't suffer any more though, that's why it was possible for me to forget.

What kind of problems do you get with Acid Reflux Disease...

 

[Megatomic]

Chest pain similar to cardiac arrest. Burning in my throat. Tightness in my chest making it hard to breathe. Sour stomach. I had an attack once that was so bad that my wife had to take me in to the ER at 2am. That was before I was diagnosed with it. Now with the meds I barely notice that I have it at all.

 

[larry89]

I hate my father :brokenheart:

 

[cubby1223]

I, uh, can't commit to a relationship
I'm too nice
I have problems with.. I'm always interupting people


Really, I just watch too many cartoons.

 

[Philippine Mango]

poking me on the back will cause me to make a type croaking sound like a bird...

 

[eigen]

I like to disect women.

 

[Philippine Mango]

Originally posted by: Thin Lizzy

Unban Skywalker66
Unban Macbaine
Unban Shinerburke
Unban Jerboy
Unban blackinches
Unban Frew
Unban HI
Unban HappyPuppy
Unban goku2100
Unban Conjur

Hes not banned, he just doesn't sign on...

 

[jds2006]

I procrastinate too much.
I'm still afraid of the dark and refuse to sleep with the door closed.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: larry89
I hate my father :brokenheart:

And? Lots of people hate the mail man....



Sorry, saw an opening and took it...

<----goes back to his corner.

 

[azazyel]

I'm dyslexic

 

[KarenMarie]

i am ... hmm... i have these thoughts... not weird, strange or dangerous thoughts.. but my mind is ALWAYS going.... I think about stupid stuff. Like stuff that happened years ago, or what I need to do in the house, or even which wallet to use with which handbag... stuff like that.. ALL THE TIME. when i go to bed at night, i need to leave the teevee on so i have something to focus on to overpower the nonstop thoughts that race thru my head.

Also, since VeggieFrog left.. I am have a problem defining my purpose. I am rooted to inactivity and lack motavation for anything in life.. work, exercise, finishing school.. whatever.

there.. those are my big dark secrets.

oh yea... i love animals ... a lot more than i care about ppl.