You should try living in Chattanooga, TN. We have the TN River going through here irrigating all those stupid plants. Every year we have one of the highest pollen counts in the country. I can't wait to get out of here... When I take over the world and build my headquarters on a volcanic island in the middle of the ocean, I'll take all you with me if you want and we can kill all the plants on my island....except the coconut trees. (mmmm....coconut milk)