Whats with all this chuck norris crap ?

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ciproxr

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I hear people say stuff like "chuck norris's dad was a virgin" or chuck norris this, chuck norris that.....was chuck norris on south park or something ? why such an interest in chuck norris
 
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buzzsaw13

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Originally posted by: ciproxr
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Why are you bringing this up now? Chuck Norris jokes peaked around January.
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are u stupid ?
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You should be asking yourself that, it died and was taken over by Jack Bauer facts a while ago.
 
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ciproxr

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looks like we have two stupid people, obviously you dont get it so i have to explain it. I HAD NO IDEA about that site and why people kept coming out with those quotes about chuck norris. Thats why i made this thread , to figure out why peolple were saying all that stuff and now it makes sense someone made a site with quotes, if you read my first thread you would see that im basicly asking where is all this chuck norris stuff coming from, and you're asking me why im bringing this up LOL
 
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Eeezee

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I hadn't heard a Chuck Norris joke on this forum in months until you brought it up. Thanks a lot douche :thumbsdown:
 
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ciproxr

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Originally posted by: Eeezee
I hadn't heard a Chuck Norris joke on this forum in months until you brought it up. Thanks a lot douche :thumbsdown:
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you're very welcome
 
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Xyclone

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Chuck Norris is and will always be a douche. Don't ever bring him again on these boards.

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HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: Xyclone
Chuck Norris is and will always be a douche. Don't ever bring him again on these boards.

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Chuck Norris is great. It's just the hmfgs that constantly bring him up that suck.
 
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Thraxen

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Originally posted by: MazerRackham
My favorite of all time is:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Heh... I like this one:

Chuck Norris only has one hand... the upper hand.

Anyway, I found the whole Chuck Norris thing amusing. Too bad some people lack a sense of humor.
 
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ciproxr

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Originally posted by: Thraxen
Originally posted by: MazerRackham
My favorite of all time is:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
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Heh... I like this one:

Chuck Norris only has one hand... the upper hand.

Anyway, I found the whole Chuck Norris thing amusing. Too bad some people lack a sense of humor.
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yeah I agree , it kind of reminds me of people who only see things there way and god forbid anyone has an opinion or dosent like something they do.
 
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- Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

- Chuck Norris invented the internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.

- If you know some one who doesn't like Chuck Norris, you won't know them for long.

- When Chuck Norris gets in a car crash the air bags do not save Chuck Norris, they save the car.

- We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.

- Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
 
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