What's with all the "evil" sounding graphics cards?

[StormRider]

I've seen graphic cards called:

Evil Queen,
Evil Kyro,
Evil Master Radeon,
Devil Monster II Radeon 8500

If I were a graphics card company, I would have the following naming scheme:

Sweet Princess Geforce
Kind Kelly Kyro II
Awesome Andrea Radeon 8500

What do you think of my idea?

 

[Lars]

evil = agressive = power

You want a powerful name for a video card.

 

[SWScorch]

I'm gonna sick. I would love to have a video card named "Evil Demon Satan CasketCrusher Occult 3D Pro"

 

[spaceman]

what about the GLAZE 3D by the BITstreet boyz ?

 

[Antoneo]

<< what about the GLAZE 3D by the BITstreet boyz ? >>

Yeah, what happened to those guys?
StormRider: I would love to have a SweetPrincess Geforce in my system. Better yet, name it Cuddly Flower Petal Geforce.

 

[kami]

I kinda like the evil names...

how about Satan Spawn Geforce4 with 128MB of DDR (Double Demon Rate) RAM.

 

[milagro]

<< evil = agressive = power

You want a powerful name for a video card. >>



if so then

sex = agressive = powerful

sex=good

good always beats evil

so they should have sexy names

e.g. erotic force

 

[gogeeta13]

<<

<< evil = agressive = power

You want a powerful name for a video card. >>



if so then

sex = agressive = powerful

sex=good

good always beats evil

so they should have sexy names

e.g. erotic force >>



Kinda like thrustmaster racing wheels?

 

[Pr0Hawk]

Would you rather have a video card called the "ATI Pretty Pretty Princess"

 

[J3anyus]

<< I would love to have a video card named "Evil Demon Satan CasketCrusher Occult 3D Pro" >>



Hell yeah! People at LAN parties would be pretty damn impressed with it too

 

[Slique7]

I bet my Peachy Rainbow Sunshine KII is better than your Demonic Possession Hell ZT

>Slique

 

[milagro]

<< Would you rather have a video card called the "ATI Pretty Pretty Princess" >>




yes i would - and the reviews would be great "Come get some Pretty Pretty Princess Goodness"

 

[Wallydraigle]

I can see it now:

You just get a cardboard box for your monitor and instead of the display from your computer on it it just has a really scary and awesome looking picture drawn on the front. You tape your Badass Evil Ball-Busting Demon-Flame-From-Hell Skull-Crusher Pro 4000 on the top, and take it to the LAN for all the other geeks to get soggy over.

 

[LongCoolMother]

<<

<<

<< evil = agressive = power

You want a powerful name for a video card. >>



if so then

sex = agressive = powerful

sex=good

good always beats evil

so they should have sexy names

e.g. erotic force >>



Kinda like thrustmaster racing wheels? >>



you got it!

 

[erikiksaz]

w00t, i have an Annihilator in my PC!!! Well actually i don't, but how cool it would be if i did! It fulfills my manhood.

 

[Zeeliv]

I think you might run into some problems when you try to market that KKK2

 

[jthsmak]

<< I think you might run into some problems when you try to market that KKK2 >>


LOL

 

[ElFenix]

the mother of all marketing screwups: itanium.

 

[SinNisTeR]

oxygen

 

[ZeroBurn]

"check out the sick blood effect, and the textures on that ogre's face when i smash his ass open with my rocket launcher."
"damn man, that's friggin' amazing, you can see the sweat off his face before you cut it off with an axe! what's rendering this?"
"um.. my pretty princess sugar cup card. it's the pink edition though, which means it has more memory."