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What's up with people who buy Hummers?

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Whoozyerdaddy said:
Ah-nold bought the very first one and the internet is rife with evidence of the size of his unit.

And it's not small.

HAL... As usual, you should STFU before you get totally owned.
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1) I don't know who that is.
2) I don't care who that is.
3) If he needs to show off by buying a ridiculous vehicle like that then he has some kind of personal self confidence issue. Small penis could well be the reason behind that.
4) I won't be S'ingTFU any time soon.
 
Whoozyerdaddy said:
Ah-nold bought the very first one and the internet is rife with evidence of the size of his unit.

And it's not small.

HAL... As usual, you should STFU before you get totally owned.
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Hummm pr0n star Mandingo also has one, maybe we're on to something here. Perhaps the truth really is the people who drive Hummers actually have large penises
 
HAL9000 said:
A valid point, Small penis comments generally reflect that a person holds about them some kind of personal inadequacy that they feel the need to compensate for, rather than to reflect the actual size of a persons penis.
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So to add to your list of things with you is small penis.
 
This ability to see people's penises as they drive their vehicles will certainly keep me from driving after a swim.
 
HAL9000 said:
1) I don't know who that is.
2) I don't care who that is.
3) If he needs to show off by buying a ridiculous vehicle like that then he has some kind of personal self confidence issue. Small penis could well be the reason behind that.
4) I won't be S'ingTFU any time soon.
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1. You know exactly who he is. Liar. Arnold Schwartzeneger... Google his penis.
2. It doesn't matter if you don't care.
3. Arnold has never been accused of being short on self confidence. If he was, his penis size would not be the cause of it.
4. STFU
 
Slew Foot said:
In the mid 2000s every random assclown had a H2 that they 5th mortgaged their house for. Now you rarely see them on the road.
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Yeah I remember a lot of them and there really don't seem to be many here. Some of the poor poseurs have the H3s still but I really don't see many H2s.
He couldn't care less about gas prices.
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I love, love, love it when people say this. It's so ridiculous and so completely untrue. It actually means "He tries to ignore the price of gas." When you're getting 10-12 mpg and driving any decent amount there's no way in the world you can't care less about gas unless you're a big roller.
 
Whoozyerdaddy said:
1. You know exactly who he is. Liar. Arnold Schwartzeneger... Google his penis.
2. It doesn't matter if you don't care.
3. Arnold has never been accused of being short on self confidence. If he was, his penis size would not be the cause of it.
4. STFU
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1. Sure and Arnold Schwartzeneger doesn't have anything to prove... He doesn't feel the urge to build up massive muscles or run for office (I imagine he has taken a lot of steroids which won't have done well for the size of his testicles, no, I'm not googling his penis)
2. It does matter, I stated that so you didn't need to inform me who that guy is.
3. It could be.
4. No.
 
Doppel said:
I love, love, love it when people say this. It's so ridiculous and so completely untrue. It actually means "He tries to ignore the price of gas." When you're getting 10-12 mpg and driving any decent amount there's no way in the world you can't care less about gas unless you're a big roller.
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You know nothing about his finance. Same way all the Hummer and SUV driver haters here know nothing about the drivers other than that they drive large SUVs.

How do I know he doesn't give a shit about the price of gas? I talked and asked him about it. It's not like he can't buy more fuel efficient car given how much he spends for gas. But he likes driving the Yukon and taking the family down to his beach condo every weekend. That's almost 800 miles roundtrip.
 
Whoozyerdaddy said:
1. You know exactly who he is. Liar. Arnold Schwartzeneger... Google his penis.
2. It doesn't matter if you don't care.
3. Arnold has never been accused of being short on self confidence. If he was, his penis size would not be the cause of it.
4. STFU
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Quoted for the funnay.
 
I personally wouldn't own one but I really don't give a shit who drives what.

I drive a '09 Subaru Forester that some might say is typically owned by lesbians or yuppies.

Yet I'm a 31 y/o male who just wanted something with AWD, dependable and decent on gas.
 
Arnold bought a REAL Humvee, made by AM General, not a crap GM knockoff Hummer.

I saw a Hummer the other day that had badly flaking chrome gas cap and wheels and badly sun faded plastic bumpers.
That is quality right there. For that price tag, you would think they would have better quality control and accelerated age testing.
 
So, an average driver driving a Hummer spends $6K a year on gas ($4/gal.) and a person driving a sedan $3K. Does that mean a person spending $3K/yr. on a descretionary perchace causes their dick to get smaller?

If I buy a boat, does my dick fall off?
 
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HAL9000 said:
1. Sure and Arnold Schwartzeneger doesn't have anything to prove... He doesn't feel the urge to build up massive muscles or run for office (I imagine he has taken a lot of steroids which won't have done well for the size of his testicles, no, I'm not googling his penis)
2. It does matter, I stated that so you didn't need to inform me who that guy is.
3. It could be.
4. No.
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I know you're a troll and all, but you consistently try to outdo yourself for stupidity.

So, since you have a love affair with Top Gear and Jeremy Clarkson, you do know that he loves the H2, right?
 
darkswordsman17 said:
I know you're a troll and all, but you consistently try to outdo yourself for stupidity.

So, since you have a love affair with Top Gear and Jeremy Clarkson, you do know that he loves the H2, right?
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I do, it's one of the many things I would disagree with Jeremy Clarkson about if I met him.

Adore Top Gear.
 
Nebor said:
I'm usually too busy texting or watching a movie to notice little cars cutting me off anyway.
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Yep, luckily you're doing 40 MPH on the freeway like the other hummer drivers, so after I cut you off your tank rapidly fades in the rearview mirror.

QueBert said:
You bitch about them being a risk to your safety. Yet you brag about how you cut them off, which is one of the most unsafe things you can do. If anything you're more of a threat to their safety than they are to yours. How ironic is that?
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Why don't you cry about it? And I don't swerve around trying to make their lives miserable, it's just that if I'm in a slow lane and want to move into the quicker lane, I'll let cars go by until there's a good size gap to take, but if there's a big SUV I'll jump over if there's room.
 
I always thought it was very considerate of GM to put those big to shackles on them, it must be very easy to chain down on the tow truck.
 
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